Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML
Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating, so she smashed me in the head with her handbag so hard my eyeball is red from a burst blood vessel. I followed her home, where she tried to pretend she knew nothing, it wasn’t her I'd seen, she’d been home all day. I had to get the cops to drag her out my house. FML
Today, my girlfriend actually walked into a door and gave herself a black eye. She's too embarrassed to admit it, so she's telling everyone I beat her. FML
Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML
Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML
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Top comments
Big_Red_138 3
Well that's misfortunate...hopefully she lunged back at you in a blind fury and beat the shit out of her ex.
Freeze_fml 17
That'll teach her to bring her ex into it.
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Comments (140)
XxAlex777xX 0
she deserve it
NurseBitch 5
Every now and then, whether they deserve it or not, it pays to back-hand 'em. All the better if you can make it look like an accident.
LKadrian 0
yep she did
b00z3nw33d 0
guess that punch dazed you more than you thought.
babbu18 0
uhh don't be surprised if she breaks up with you..... just saying
NurseBitch 5
sounds like she may already be "broken up". lol
horrorfreak79nj 2
Sweet Christ, your a regular 'Charlie Brown.'.
ghostlilac 25
*Chris Brown
hyperdrive 4
Good grief...
smeesha 4
fail
tpike1296 11
"Charlie Brown"? Charlie sheen and Chris brown? Get it? I know you do. Just had to comment.
sematariux 7
bet she went back to the ex!
shadowgamer_x 0
I deed not hit her, I did nawt! oh hai Mark.
BruisedGiraffe 15
maybe she just got slugged cause had the wrong attitude right outta the gate
NurseBitch 5
I bet she'll move faster the next time she's told to make him a sammich.
angryyute 4
LMFAO. that was my laugh for the week
hotpinkpepsi 6
aaaaaah : ( !
thewifey310 7
one chris brown is bad enough!!!
ballinallday69 0
ur stupid he said he was pretty much blind chris brown wasent u jackass