Today, my fiancé broke off our engagement after he saw one of my baby pictures. He said our future kids "just wouldn't look right." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't think he should marry me, because I have kids. They're his kids. FML
Today, I announced to my fiance that I was pregnant with twins. He immediately called off the engagement, furious at me because we "agreed to only have one child". Sorry my embryo decided to split in two. FML
Today, after the topic of grandkids came up yet again, my fiancé confessed that we've been having trouble conceiving. Later, I overheard his mum telling him to take my engagement ring back to the store and get a refund, because apparently I'm not worth marrying if I can't give him kids. FML
Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML
Today, I went with my beautiful fiancée to tell her grandmother, who's a bit senile, that we got engaged. Her response, "I know he's very nice, but think about the chubby little ugly children he'll give you." This was followed by a recollection of her ex-boyfriends who would've fathered attractive kids. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I have an 'outie' belly button, and he didn't want our potential kids to have one. FML
Today, I had to make the heartbreaking decision to end my engagement after my fiancé agreed to let several of his obnoxious family members move in without even asking me. He says 'family over everything' but what does that make me? To make matters harder, I just found out I’m pregnant. FML
Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I was afraid our future children would be fat and ugly. He reassured me, saying that he was sure our spawn would take on after him. FML
Today, my husband told me he'd changed his mind and no longer wants children. We already have two kids. FML
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ambowew 7
An attempt at trolling? If it wasn't, you suck at life. If it was, you suck at trolling.
JacksonCampbell 9
the* - Well, this is awkward.
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Comments (170)
flamegrilled123 3
wow
yougotapes 7
geez I hope he didn't mean it... if he did what an ass... not needed
RetardedBullFrog 4
That's good for you OP. Do really want to marry that dumbass?
Idonebeenhad 17
You got engaged to this asshole?
KingGeorgeGal 12
I believe he secretly broke off your engagement because the day before he looked at a picture of himself and could not bare to put such an ugly human beeing in the world .. But seriously, your fiancé is a jerk, if all he cares about is your baby's appearance than you deserve better.
Jacobt24 19
what I dont get is why he doesnt realize she grew up to be pretty (I'm guessing because he is with her) and their kids could grow up to be good looking also
Gross2332 0
OP he just backed down because he was just jealous of your baby pics!!!!
NoodleBurger 0
I see you post everywhere. you're incredibly annoying, and your picture is even more so.
mfmylifesrsly 30
who are you talking to 36...?
RetardedBullFrog 4
39, maybe she's talking about me . . . She seems like someone who hates frogs . . .
s40love 0
I was thinking the same exact thing...
opendoorclosed 8
Better off w/o him.
KingGeorgeGal 12
39 , My guess is 1 since she was responding to his:her comment.
J1hill33 12
but 1 doesn't have a pic
Jacobt24 19
It's not 1 because they dont have a display picture
NoodleBurger 0
I was talking to KingGeorgeGal.
DocBastard 40
NoodleBurger - I have a great idea for you. Why don't you post something hateful to a 14 year old girl! Doesn't that sound like a wonderful idea? Wait, what do you mean you already did it?
TheWonderchick 0
noodleburger, ur name is extremely more annoying
RetardedBullFrog 4
It's a hybrid of noodles and burgers . . . I'm confused . . . is it noodles with burgers in them or a burger with noodles in them . . . ?
scrapmetal58 9
Don't worry OP he was just looking at pictures of baby chimps. So, it's probably a good thing he left you since he is that thick.
ShockingShelby 0
awh. that's mean.
Iron25maid 4
this has nothing to do with the FML issue i just want to say... that picture you have as profile picture well i have to say you are beautiful
Perksofbeingawal 0
See, it's FML's like this that I don't believe. /: You call off your engagement because your fiancé's baby picture? Asdfghjkl that's retarded.
Dimples1991 0
most fml posts are fake.. they're just for the laughs. but this one I believe, men are heartless.
schpanki 11
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You deserve it for ever bring a baby. Real beuatiful peoole get borned in their teens.
ambowew 7
An attempt at trolling? If it wasn't, you suck at life. If it was, you suck at trolling.
MrSassypants 34
So I guess no one is really beautiful huh? Shit... now I have no hope :(
MsSoulReaper 27
Either way this guy just made a fool of himself.
KingGeorgeGal 12
Yesh because that is just every mom's dream having their unborn daughter/son be born as a teenager.
singyourlifemoz 0
Seriously. That makes no sense.
FiestaInMyPants 8
"All babies want to get borned!"
larry12693 1
if he was trying pretty people are only born to young teenage parents (what I understood), he's obviously never heard of the risks that come with early teenage pregnancy such as low birth weight, physical defects, and mental retardation...
larry12693 1
trying to say*
bigmanj28 0
Real people get BORN into infantry
livin_plur 0
43- that's exactly what I thought when I read this.
Keyman1212 14
**** that shit, I came out the womb with a drivers license, and facial hair. Boo yah.
melibear89 7
A) you make no sense. B) learn to write the right way. C) you don't make sense what so ever. either you need to go take a course on what a baby is or your and idiot. oh and if only beautiful people then why were you born?
JacksonCampbell 9
56 - If you're going to call someone an idiot, make sure you have used to correct you're/your.
JacksonCampbell 9
the* - Well, this is awkward.
A7X_LoVeee 10
Why would you repeat yourself 56?
CryMoreFMLs 15
It's okay 18, I think everybody is beautiful! So thus, this shitbrained troll has failed.
scrapmetal58 9
99 - But the troll is still beautiful. :) Well when I came out of the womb I had the umbilical cord wrapped around my neck and I died. However, after the doctors gave up my father yelled "come on baby!" and I came back to life. True story. 54 - I recall seeing a baby with facial hair driving 20 years ago, so I know you're telling the truth.
scrapmetal58 9
I wasn't lying... That actually happened. I suppose people wish I would have stayed dead. ?
dark_path 0
56, Should I point out the irony in your comment or just leave you face palming in shame?
AnonymousOne234 3
you need to learn proper grammer. i think i just had an anuerism out of sheer stupidity.
Lady98K 4
R u that stupid? Or was it a joke i just didn't get? I sincerely hope it's the latter.
Legolandlord 4
technically it wouldnt be a baby if it was a teenager.....
taazer 12
i think he ment that all babys are ugly and people get prettier in the teenage years
taazer 12
you make absolutly no sense!..
LikeaPRESIDENT 0
your ******* stupid
LikeaPRESIDENT 0
your ******* stupid
gangssaboo 0
56- A) you repeated "you don't make sense" B) they never said only beautiful people are born...therefore your C is invalid C) you repeated "you don't make sense" just switched up the words :)
bailey80 3
wow that's really makes no sence at all what do ever
gangssaboo 0
neither did you
wowzersselainee 0
lmfaoooo I think so too
lakaiskate 12
I bet you were an adorable baby
toastyjustice 5
I don't think so, otherwise he wouldn't of reacted that way
number1beaner 0
I bet the doctor slapped you on the face thinking it was your butt when you were born.
MrSassypants 34
Hmmm... trying to turn a joke that people use to crack on each other to an actual comment. Classic.
number1beaner 0
Ah it was worth a shot.
E_WINSTON 1
Damn thats terrible
TheNewGuy03 29
perhaps his reasons were a bit more...sublime. that is, he's not telling you everything. |the kid|
Keyman1212 14
Haven't seen you round in a bit, and you always have sound advice. Good to see you back.
TheNewGuy03 29
heh, i'm flattered. i'm smiling (in real life). it's good to be on here again. i just have a lot to work on these days, ya know? |the kid|
Keyman1212 14
I feel ya. When I deploy, no more FML for a good long while :/
TheNewGuy03 29
eh, yeah, deployments can be rough. are you currently in the navy? |the kid|
Keyman1212 14
Yes sir. Nuclear Propulsion Engineer.
TheNewGuy03 29
that's pretty badass. my military days are over. i was in intel. but yeah, pm me so we don't look like supreme douchemasters. |the kid|
guckylynn 19
You mean subliminal? Because sublime is a common term from the British Romantic Era. It means outstanding, supreme, or inspiring awe.
Keyman1212 14
Sublime refers to a person's behavior, in certain circumstances. But more importantly, which one is you in the picture....
scrapmetal58 9
I was navy too. Did 6 years. Go Navy! I laughed at the photo comment.
Keyman1212 14
Thank you for your service! We are blessed in this nation with folks like you.
KingGeorgeGal 12
104: I laughed at the photo comment to when I saw her picture,lls(:
guckylynn 19
Oh yeah you're hilarious... Let's hide behind the Internet and make fun of someone we don't even know! Try getting a life.
Keyman1212 14
I'm not hiding... that picture is of me and I'd happily give you my real name if you asked. All my information on my bio is true, minus my age which I can't seem to change.
knocking 0
Well, as difficult as it is right now, it sounds like you are better off without him. He is either extremely superficial or a complete idiot.
miniluda12 12
he could be both superficial and a complete idiot, you never know.
smurfsarwales 9
epic win^^ :)
ambowew 7
You know something is not right when your baby pictures look like something out of E.T
bigmanj28 0
You're just that beautiful and he doesn't want to mess up your next baby
ribbyc80 0
well, babies with 3 eyes and a club foot are funny lookin.