Today, my girlfriend of three and half years broke up with me, just after I'd finished fixing up her house, which took me about three and a half years. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got broken up with, after renovating her family's apartment over the last 9 months. She even waited until I'd hung the last lights, whose shipment was delayed. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me, saying I don’t make her happy, I don’t make her laugh, that she feels she is settling for me, and that she's not being pleased sexually. Even though she has always said I did all of that, and that we could work through anything. I was going to propose. FML
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CathyCraaazy 8
OUCH. Can't believe she used you like that D:
WithaKay 4
Burn it down or just undo everything you did. It'd be hilarious to see her face when she got back home!
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Comments (176)
Azzze 2
PLAAAAAAAAAAAAYEDD!!!!!!
fina444 10
wow must suck to be you
itz_DINGUS 0
ha serves u right
itz_DINGUS 0
ha serves u right
livlifelaugh7 4
I'm sry tht sucks but why would she break up with u while u were fixing her house
purebliss7 6
i would have either went through and undid all the repairs or sent her a nice bill for all the repairs. what a bitch.
golliboy 6
it took 3.5 yrs to fix it so take 3.5 min to destroy it
lovepandorasaver 11
My thought indeed.
eman1972 4
You should never mix business and pleasure. If you were living there then just consider it rent!
nolicnosnhoj 1
Scheming bitch
droptableusers 7
Burn the house down. Pro tip: make sure your girlfriend can't get out.