Today, my girlfriend of 2 years texted me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replied saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What are you, a girl?" FML
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Today, I texted this girl I really like and she didn't answer. She did about two hours later and it said, "Sorry, I was having sex at the time you texted me. So how are you?" FML
Today, my girlfriend noticed that I looked upset and asked me what was wrong. I told her I was sexually frustrated. Her response? "What are you telling me for?" FML
Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend, saying how I hated my job, I felt trapped, and that I was wasting my time working there. A few minutes later, she answered, "That's how I feel about our relationship." FML
Today, my girlfriend texted one of her male friends, saying she's turned off by the thought of sex with me. She suggested a bit of "exercise sex" with him. I'm sure he would have eagerly agreed, if he'd been the one receiving the texts. FML
Today, I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could not handle the distance and we should just be friends. To which she responded, "What? You thought we were going out? Lol". FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long heartfelt loving message for our 2-year anniversary. Her reply was just "K." FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML
Today, I wanted to text my girlfriend but lately we'd been at a loss for things to talk about. I thought, "Come on, she's your girlfriend, what's the worst that could happen." One hour and twenty two minutes later, I was single. FML
Today, my girlfriend of ten months sent me a picture message of her making out with a guy. Under it, it read, "You can pick your stuff up in the morning." FML
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ycrem0n 21
Proof that guys aren't always the animals starving for sex
dominic1221 6
You're an illiterate moron, aren't you? Maybe you should spend less time jacking off in English class, kid.
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Comments (175)
SooInnLovee 6
I like how if the roles were reversed EVERYONE would be like wow obviously all he cares about is sex you should dump him. But because it's a girl saying this everyone's like get sum! What are you gay? So glad to know this is the world we live in today. Although, I don't think I've ever heard of a guy saying lets cuddle instead...
MissHayleyJames 7
My husband every now and then would rather cuddle in bed and watch tv or just talk instead of having sex. Sometimes he's just exhausted.
MDTeddy 13
She came off kinda slutty.
listo351 1
How do you work that out? Slutty when she says that to her partner?
HEADSTRONG1994 0
She must not be very good looking. Is she fat?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Everyone saying OP deserves it needs to shut up. Like several people have already said, if the girl posted this, everyone would say the guy only wants sex and nothing else. But because a guy posted it, he's a wuss and stupid because he'd rather spend quality time with his girlfriend than give in to her slutty demands (which is what she comes across as based on that message). I'm a girl too, and even I think OP doesn't deserve this. There's nothing wrong with a guy who'd rather spend quality time with his girlfriend than let her use him.
babyshaft408 8
Ya quit being a married woman
alec199 3
Hahahahaha
thatdesertdude 7
I think the OP's girlfriends reaction has everything to do with how he worded his response, not that he turned her down. After two years, you should be able to say that your just not in the mood, if that was really the case.
TylerDirty 15
This is an example of a good guy who gets into relationships because he likes the girl not for sex... so stop hating.
L3g4lPl4typus 0
wait....ITS A TRAP!!!
MangaManiacNat 13
Why should the guys be assumed to be just sex animals who have one thing on the mind? Is it so hard for people to actually accept the concept that a guy actually loves a girl for who she is rather than going out with her just to bang her?!?! NOT ALL PEOPLE ARE THE SAME, some guys want a proper relationship.