Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long heartfelt loving message for our 2-year anniversary. Her reply was just "K." FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a long-overdue message telling her I feel like she doesn't really care about me any more, that it seems like she only ever calls me when she needs money, and that I'm even starting to suspect she may be cheating on me. 14 hours later, she replied: "TL;DR". FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend, saying how I hated my job, I felt trapped, and that I was wasting my time working there. A few minutes later, she answered, "That's how I feel about our relationship." FML
Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a text this morning saying I love you. I rarely do this and instead of receiving the same message back, I got a message from my girlfriend accusing me of meaning to send it to someone else and dumped me. FML
Today, I spent hours delicately writing out what seemed to be a beautiful poem to my girlfriend. After I sent it to her, I kept eyeing my phone to see her surprised message. No, the only response I got was, "You may want to use a spellcheck." FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
Today, trying to be an old-school romantic, I asked my girlfriend, "Where art thou, my love?" via SMS. She replied, "Toilet." FML
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Courtz55 14
Guess you don't regularly send things like this...
TheEpicKitten 20
There really isn't enough information to go on here, what kind of heartfelt message was this op?
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Comments (25)
Courtz55 14
Guess you don't regularly send things like this...
kafka13 9
true, if it happens once a year then i can understand girlfriend's reaction
ryannstevenn 11
Got yourself a Class A gal right there.
JackFaire 27
True but sadly she clearly doesn't have a Class A guy if the only time she usually gets these kinds of messages from him is when he wants something.
TheEpicKitten 20
There really isn't enough information to go on here, what kind of heartfelt message was this op?
SpyroMello 29
"My penis misses you."
TheNewGuy03 29
"Your ****** is a neverending fountain of happiness."
Notesz_b 13
Her side of the story could be intresting.
Catdragon 40
Well they say the less often you do something the more special it is.... then again people don't feel that way about sex
lollord7819 7
sex isnt special its an instinct chill
JohnForge 13
They're clearly from different places. This one is from Georgia the other is Colorado.
Lalala579121 28
8 - Long distance relationship.
MrDonSalvetti 27
Not a problem if OP is Goku, I bet Chi-Chi would say those lines as well...
Cow_Girl_Lilly 24
It all depends on how early in the morning it is. Like if I get a text at 4 in the morning I'm going to be a little upset compared to a text at 8 AM. And it all depends if she's a morning person. Your heart was in the right place OP!
lulinator 40
If you get upset about receiving texts at 4am, perhaps you should turn your phone off, or silence the notifications while you're asleep. Just sayin'.
annalily5 28
I like to leave my phone on for emergencies. I wouldn't mind a friend waking me up at 4 in the morning for something important, that doesn't mean I want to be woken up by something that could be sent at a more reasonable hour.
shitstorm28 11
it sounds like she really didn't expect it. not necessarily a bad thing. sometimes it's nice to be pleasantly surprised, even if it takes her a minute to figure out it's you.