Today, my girlfriend of 2 years texted me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replied saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What are you, a girl?" FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I texted this girl I really like and she didn't answer. She did about two hours later and it said, "Sorry, I was having sex at the time you texted me. So how are you?" FML
Today, my girlfriend noticed that I looked upset and asked me what was wrong. I told her I was sexually frustrated. Her response? "What are you telling me for?" FML
Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend, saying how I hated my job, I felt trapped, and that I was wasting my time working there. A few minutes later, she answered, "That's how I feel about our relationship." FML
Today, my girlfriend texted one of her male friends, saying she's turned off by the thought of sex with me. She suggested a bit of "exercise sex" with him. I'm sure he would have eagerly agreed, if he'd been the one receiving the texts. FML
Today, I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could not handle the distance and we should just be friends. To which she responded, "What? You thought we were going out? Lol". FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long heartfelt loving message for our 2-year anniversary. Her reply was just "K." FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML
Today, I wanted to text my girlfriend but lately we'd been at a loss for things to talk about. I thought, "Come on, she's your girlfriend, what's the worst that could happen." One hour and twenty two minutes later, I was single. FML
Today, my girlfriend of ten months sent me a picture message of her making out with a guy. Under it, it read, "You can pick your stuff up in the morning." FML
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ycrem0n 21
Proof that guys aren't always the animals starving for sex
dominic1221 6
You're an illiterate moron, aren't you? Maybe you should spend less time jacking off in English class, kid.
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Comments (175)
Levvy 22
I want everyone to remember this FML and its YDI total next time we get one from a girl acting weepy about her boyfriend/husband being obsessed with sex.
justanotherhuman 21
lol, I love the double-standard. Men who enjoy frequent intercourse "only think about sex", yet come the man who actually just wants to spend time with his loved one minus the caloric burn is... a 'girl'? Dear OP, Wow. This one's impressive. You g/f there is crazy. First, let's point out her giving you shit for something you don't want to do. Very considerate. Next, let's take a good look at her focusing on your not wanting to have sex as a 'girl' quality. I'm... sort of confused, as she's inherently contradicting her own mentality by expressing that concept, but whatever- I digress; the POINT is that she's now essentially name-calling (based on her own wonderful gender-biased preconceptions of role fulfillment) because she isn't getting what she wants when she wants it. Do yourself a favor- lose the sexist/prejudiced/selfish little princess you're with, and find a woman who respects and loves the man that you are. Or hey- stay with the princess for nonstop angry sex. Whatever suits your fancy. GL, and FYL.
Bloodjoker 11
omfg listening to all these ******* about respecting feelings is just bullshit... when your partner texts you that they can't wait to duck its because they really want you so grow a pair.. its kinda pathetic listening to all of you... as a guy it is more of a responsibility because you have to be a MAN and show a bit of masculinity, as a species sex is the number one drive... so cut this pc BS, if u side with op your probably shit in bed or have intimacy issues that u need to resolve
THE_A_TEEN 28
Please get a Lobotomy, your kind of mentality helps society to dumb down.
gigi03 5
Seriously are you a girl man up.
fcrnnngbck25 0
Send her my way
InsanishDanish 10
Why does this have so many YDIs? I really don't see the problem here. He doesn't feel like having sex so he's a girl? Really guys?
heyletsmakeout 1
This is hilarious . Something is say
rubyliu8420 7
Seriously, what's wrong with you?
brando_243 0
And your complaining about this?
BlAzEtHiS 0
That's my kinda woman