Today, my ex, who I'm still in love with, emailed me. I thought she changed her mind about us, so I poured my heart out to her. She just wanted to let me know she has chlamydia, and advise me to go to the clinic. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a girl I recently slept with messaged me, explaining through a rendition of "Call Me Maybe" that she'd given me chlamydia. FML
Today, I received an email from an ex who I haven't heard from in two years. Excited that it might be her asking if we could meet up, I opened it. It was a virus. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
Today, my ex called and said he still loved me. I said I’d move across the country to be with him. Then he said we could live in his dad’s house, so I can protect him from his sister’s best friend, who gave him chlamydia. At the end of call, he said he’s seeing someone and he likes her because she buys him gifts and food. FML
Today, my ex, whom I haven't seen in two years, contacted me. She was great company back in the day, wild in bed, the most attractive person I've ever dated, and totally uninterested in a serious relationship. She wants me to fix her computer. FML
Today, I finally wrote a DM to the girl I'm in love with, telling her not to say yes if her ex asked her out, and instead to go out with me. I then chickened out and deleted the message, but then realised she'd still get the notification on her phone. FML
Today, my date and I went to the movies. After the date, we were both on an instant chat room at our homes. Her personal message displayed "I think I love my ex again." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, my coworker, who has a tendency to overshare, decided to tell me she has chlamydia. I threw my hands in the air and said, "Stop. I don't wanna know." A customer heard this exchange and we were both written up. FML
Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML
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kelissa_fml 16
The real question is: do you still love her now??
omarzrgz 3
Doesn't matter had sex... Wait, it does matter! O:
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Comments (129)
kevsnev 7
Time to move on OP
blackheart24 10
Its definitely gonna be harder to move on if OP has the clap. Every itch, ache and pain shall remind him of the bitch that gave it to him.
zandalee 20
Time to take a relaxing bubblebath
AwkwardPartyBear 24
Ops name matches perfectly.
AwkwardPartyBear 24
22- With bubbles, we know how thats going to turn out.
JocelynKaulitz 28
7 - Is it possible that maybe he could have given it hot her?
JocelynKaulitz 28
to*
ItsPersonal 6
36 no because if he knew he had it it would be the other way around he would be telling her and she would be making the FML
Sparks808 10
So you didn't even read her email before you poured your heart out to her?
RedPillSucks 33
@86 Exactly what I was thinking. Who replies to an email without reading it first?
downtime 13
Naw 65, you have no idea how disease works do you? You don't just get infected and immediately know it. He could have had it for years and not even known if he was stupid enough not to ever get tested. Good on her for telling him, plenty of people don't and its one of the main reasons those diseases are such a big issue.
ItsPersonal 6
111- If the guy had it for a while assuming he gave it to her which means he had another partner along the lines somewhere the symptoms of the STD would progressively get worse and it would make its self noticeable and I do believe it causes pain so he would've known but there is the cheating factor in the story so we'll never know how it happened
downtime 13
120, Yes that would be a good point if he'd had gangrene, unfortunately for you this was chlamydia. This is a condition that often goes undetected. Especially in men. You believe wrong, and there is no cheating factor. Nowhere does it mention cheating. Try again.
samtigger 2
Stfu fag
ItsPersonal 6
122-I didn't say there was cheating I said there may have been that factor and we don't know about it there's a reason there an "ex" and you don't need to be a dock about it
ItsPersonal 6
Dick*
downtime 13
Yes there is a reason, its called incompatibility. I also will cease to be a "dick" about it when you don't try to correct me with facts that you've pulled out your ass when the information is readily available online for anyone to see if they typed in the words "chlamydia symptoms". I also have no tolerance for perpetuating bullshit about STD's in particular because such crap is already a big issue.
kelissa_fml 16
The real question is: do you still love her now??
br0ccoli 15
2-People in love do/think illogical things. OP will probably still love her even if her crabs have crabs that have syphillis.
ladyLALAA 29
Yeah and OP is just as responsible! Should have worn a condom!
BehindU 5
I would give OP's girlfriend a round of applause for her honesty, but she already has enough clap in her life.
raney150 0
You do realize a condom isn't 100% effective against stds right? He could have worn a condom, but still possibly get an std.
BABYPUNCHINGGUY 0
chlamydia or as I call it love sickness
omarzrgz 3
Doesn't matter had sex... Wait, it does matter! O:
Theend2008 0
Still don't matter had sex. Lol best 30 seconds of his life.
TrentF13 12
She put a bag on my head. STILL COUNTS
calilovesneb 12
I just had sex...SEX! And my dreams came true!!! And...shit. This is more like a nightmare now...
xfxf2 0
I just had sex and it felt so GOOD!
rcgirl2 11
Its definitely time to move on. Sorry Op. :(
Urbanchiller 0
I don't feel like touching my iPod anymore in fear of somehow get the disease though it.
MissMae93 23
45 - Clearly you must have skipped every single sex ed class in school.
RedPillSucks 33
No, he went to a school that teaches abstinence.
kmsdvm24 11
Even schools that focus on abstinence still give full lessons regarding sexual safety and STDs.
MaddiRae 9
Maybe you should go to the clinic to get checked for a broken heart too! That sucks :( FYL indeed.
TheRealBrianGrif 7
At least you will have something to remember her by.
iheartstewie7 5
Brian!!!! Alas, I found you!!!
zuzubanga 0
Lol ^
TheRealPeter 6
Stewie, how bout we have a bubble bath.
iheartstewie7 5
Yes!! Am I to spend the entire day wallowing around in my own feces? A little service here! Lol, it's a Family reunion
iheartstewie7 5
Now where's Lois?
louiseth 9
I'm Louise. Will that do?
LSS_fml 18
This thread made my day (:
Llamacod 11
Op only has something to remember her by until he gets his gram of zithromax
ycrem0n 21
At least she was kind enough to let you know
gracehi 33
Well, at least she had the courtesy to tell you. Sorry, OP. That sucks. :(
radiocaf 29
I agree. At least you can say she was decent enough to let you know.
jerseyboy732 16
well atleast for the time being you will have a piece of her
cwells0430 12
The ultimate burn
LolFMLnot 10
She is bad luck. First she breaks ur heart then she gives u some next shit. Go to the clinic OP you'll get over her sooner or later.