Today, my son had to call me from his school's principal's office because he was disrupting his health class by laughing whenever the teacher said "Sex". My son is 16. FML
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Today, I had to go into school for the third time this week because my son is claiming he's on bath salts and biting all his classmates. My son is 16. FML
Today, I had to explain to my son why it is not okay to slap old women's butts. He's 16. FML
Today, I got a call from my 8 year-old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML
Today, I got to take my 10-year-old son to the junior high school at which I teach. When my students questioned him about what I was like at home, he told the entire class: "Well, she farts all the time." FML
Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year-old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML
Today, I got called into the principal's office of my son's school. Why? He'd called his teacher a "fudge packer". No more weekends with his uncle. FML
Today, someone called the police on me because one of my students was going home with me every day. The student is my son. FML
Today, at school, a guy walked up to me and said I look a little too young to be at high school. I told him that I'm sixteen years old. He stared at my chest for several long seconds, muttered "What the fuck?" and walked off. FML
Today, I was teaching and a boy sitting in front kept laughing and smiling, even after I asked him to cut it out. I got so annoyed that I jokingly said I'd knock his teeth out, and asked him to leave the class. The kid went to the principal and told him I intended to hurt him. I'm a college professor. FML
Today, my son's school called me at work to let me know my son had broken his leg playing soccer, so I had to come and take him to hospital. I told my boss I had to leave, explaining why. He asked, "How old is your son? - 16. - He's 16 and he still needs his mother? You're not leaving!" FML
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SkoomaKi 28
Teacher - "So class let's learn at safe sex beca..." OP - "HAHAHAHAHH he said sex!" Teacher - "I don't see how saying the word sex....." OP - "crying"
emILYforever 0
haha that's like a kid in my class:) then we play penis:) and he can't stop laughing://////
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emILYforever 0
haha that's like a kid in my class:) then we play penis:) and he can't stop laughing://////
ryanreed4021 5
haha I love the penis game!!!
icrest80 4
I love penis
thelastavailable 13
What's the penis game?
teague95 16
^first rule of the penis game. you don't talk about the penis game
skoob1 12
PENIS!
AdamBasebal69 0
Peeeniiisss
emILYforever 0
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Idonebeenhad 17
"takes out bullhorn" PENIS!
IronicIrony 8
Hahaha...penis. Oh, gosh, stop typing that word guys I'm crying... Penis.
stewpididiot 11
Remember, you can't say Happiness without saying penis !!
LawSixx 11
To be a man you must have honor and a penis!
urdirtyolduncle 15
Boobies!!!
blackheart24 10
You know what's even funnier than the word penis? The word wiener :)
MrBrightside21 20
88 - Boner.
Typholsion 4
*Twitch*
nado13579 12
HaPENIS!!!
ohmylanta22 5
No 82, just no.
williamcarter93 13
playing penis sounds fun
Nemle22 4
Shin chan <3
music_woman1 11
It's not that bad, it's when the kid is 22 and still laughing when you need to worry
yahoowizard 16
Yeah, 16 is still that whatever stage. Don't think you have to be much worried about stuff he's doing now, he's changing a lot in the next couple years
KeyboardWarrior 10
16 is still a little old to be laughing at that stuff. Most 15 year olds aren't even phased by those words anymore. I stopped flinching at the 'penis' and '******' in 7th grade, as did most people I know.
Mitcha857 0
^agree this kid obviously isn't getting laid if he's laughing like a child at the word sex. I mean really if some girl started getting hot and heavy with him he'd just burst out laughing.
DocBastard 40
Mitcha857 - this may come as a shock to you, but not all 16 year olds are A) having sex or B) ready for sex. Teenagers mature at different rates, and some people just aren't ready by that age. I know I wasn't.
Awsumuzzie 12
I used to blush when we talked about that topic until I was 17 years old. What's wrong with having innocence? But there is a chance he's being immature. Both of my points conclude that having sex is not the right route... At all.
SuperKnuckels 6
its most likely the mom complaining about it. she'll tell his dad and then he"ll be like "heh.. penis.." xD
stan86_fml 1
I'm 25, and still laugh. Not because I'm immature, per se, but because it reminds me of when I was a kid...before all this "growing up" jazz. Lol.
SkoomaKi 28
Teacher - "So class let's learn at safe sex beca..." OP - "HAHAHAHAHH he said sex!" Teacher - "I don't see how saying the word sex....." OP - "crying"
therealslim 15
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA THE FML SAID SEX! *sarcasm*
wlddog 14
HAHAHAHAHAHA 42 said sex!!
thelastavailable 13
PAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! You lot said "sex"!!
kooochris1995 14
There is nothing funny about the word sex! HAHAHA I can't type sex without laughing!!
Roevera 14
HAHAHAHA 42 sex is funnier because you probably don't get none!
KrazieKleo 13
77- HAHAHAHAHAHAH You said sex and don't get none !!!! Lol
omgcookeys 15
I'VE NEVER HAD SEX AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAahHaHahahaaah....... -starts crying-
ladyLALAA 29
I feel worse for the son being "that kid" in the class. Maybe he's just a late bloomer...
ghostlilac 25
At least OP knows he's not having sex (most likely)
SkoomaKi 28
Teacher - "So let's learn about safe sex beca...." Son - "HAHAHAHAHH he said sex!!!" Teacher - "I don't see how saying the word sex is..." Son - *crying*
SkoomaKi 28
Moderators, here's a double post. Remove please?
ProhibitionRose 14
Good fix :)
Sandsh8rk 36
If he thinks sex is a laughing matter now I wouldnt want to see him in 6 years time...
therealslim 15
When he'll be 22, and probably more mature.. Your comment made no sense
Airman1988 9
You must be so proud
LSS_fml 18
At least he's not a little man *****
beatlegirl27 20
Laughing at sex is better than being a man *****
LSS_fml 18
My point exactly (:
TheDrifter 24
I disagree. As a man ***** myself, I have found that the very best sex IS in fact a laughing matter. If the mere thought of sex makes her giddy than I have done my job right.
SkoomaKi 28
24 - Can't tell if being funny or just being an asshole *Futurama Fry meme*
TheDrifter 24
I generally try for funny, but what do I know, I'm just an asshole.
pookberry 4
I thought it was funny 24... But I guess that's just me considering you're negative thumbs :/
twisted_cherub 14
Well, you know he isn't getting girls pregnant or catching STDs. If he can't hear the word, he's probably not actually doing it. Maybe a few discussions on the subject at home before he was 16 would have prevented this?
BehindU 5
Just because you're immature in class, doesn't mean you aren't sexually active.
kayla_ann0o 9
This boy in my class laughs when someone says number 2. At least he's not the immature.
chlita 3
Lol!