Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
Today, after doing it with my girlfriend, she told me that she was "faking the whole time, and thinking of talking cupcakes." FML
Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I have ever or would ever fake an orgasm. I assured him that I wouldn't, when he has actually never given me one. I didn't have the heart to tell him. FML
Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied, "That's OK, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML
Today, I was patiently explaining to my boyfriend what I liked in bed, after several weeks of unsatisfactory sex. He snapped at me and said, "80% of women fake their orgasms. Why can't you?" FML
Today, I got a little too drunk and confessed to my fiancé, the love of my life, that I've been faking my orgasms all along. I hate that I can't lie when I'm drunk. FML
Today, my boyfriend got off for real for the first time during sex. Apparently, he's been faking it for the past two months. I didn't even know guys could do that. FML
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Intrepidity 0
A girl who thinks about feelings of people other than herself is pretty rare.. So, what's your problem?
CallMeHush 1
Practice makes perfect, but maybe you need some help. Ask her what she needs you to do do so you may give her a skull crushing orgasim. Then get in in there and destroy that uterus!
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Comments (144)
omgwtffmmfl 0
Dang OP sounds like you suck.... or is that don't suck? Anyway that sucks!
cutiepeye 0
paradise is absolutely right. women are emotional, so when they can't let loose and be in touch with their partner, climax probably won't happen. she needs to feel comfortable enough to open up and feel passionate with you. maybe try being romantic and doing lots of foreplay. gentle touching and caressing. it may sound corny but think chick flick. they call it "chick flick" for a reason.
cutiepeye 0
also if you're looking for " instructional videos" hardcore **** is useless. try soft core ****. it's made more for women. it's more sensual in nature and may show you some new ways to touch her physically and emotionally.
kissonthelips 0
hey it's not her fault you suck in bed
kissonthelips 0
hey since were talking about sex does anyone wanna know something creepy? like three days ago u had a dream that I had sex with perdix and idk who that even is
kissonthelips 0
I know right probably shouldn't have admitted that
swagga0n1oo 0
okay not saying this is fake...but...this was just in a movie that was just on...even down to the 11 month relationship. his gf ends up setting him up with a sex coach. n they end up falling for each other. so this is sorta iffy to me.
pandabear90 0
damn u must suck in bed ;(
theeBeezWaXx 0
wow crucial. i would dump her for not being honest from thee beginning because while you were wasting your timee thinking you were "doing something" you could have been actually "working to get better." get me or get me not. either way harsh
pwetzel 0
what's the point of having sex if she doesn't ******?