Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
Today, after doing it with my girlfriend, she told me that she was "faking the whole time, and thinking of talking cupcakes." FML
Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I have ever or would ever fake an orgasm. I assured him that I wouldn't, when he has actually never given me one. I didn't have the heart to tell him. FML
Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied, "That's OK, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML
Today, I was patiently explaining to my boyfriend what I liked in bed, after several weeks of unsatisfactory sex. He snapped at me and said, "80% of women fake their orgasms. Why can't you?" FML
Today, I got a little too drunk and confessed to my fiancé, the love of my life, that I've been faking my orgasms all along. I hate that I can't lie when I'm drunk. FML
Today, my boyfriend got off for real for the first time during sex. Apparently, he's been faking it for the past two months. I didn't even know guys could do that. FML
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Intrepidity 0
A girl who thinks about feelings of people other than herself is pretty rare.. So, what's your problem?
CallMeHush 1
Practice makes perfect, but maybe you need some help. Ask her what she needs you to do do so you may give her a skull crushing orgasim. Then get in in there and destroy that uterus!
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Comments (144)
ilysweetcupcake 1
your getting sex. now isn't that a good thing?!
alya_fml 0
she's trying to make you feel ok. what's the matter with you? yes, fyl for not being thankful for a girlfriend like you have. fake is better than no ******.
scuba1722 0
actually I would rather be told I'm not hitting the spot so I can mix it up... faking it really is like saying I'm not self confident enough to let the guy that's ******* me know this technique isn't right for me... every girl is differnt... one just dosnt stick it in and u ****** lol.
maskedman 9
Is it really true that women save a tally of how many times they fake (like a fake ****** bank) until their partner makes them angry? It's like "remember all those times I was saying 'oh baby, oh baby'. Well I WAS FAKING!!"
b3com3th3mask 0
wow..... this is strange. I think I might actualy feel a little sorry for you. nag it's just my gut acting up
SpreadItOn 0
Hey, why do women fake orgasms? Because they think we care! hahaha
CupCakeGirl101 0
how fat r u? come on u should be able to do somthing like how big is ur patio!?
rOBboCOp 0
i dont worry so much about the girl when im havin sex :)
sydneyanne 0
bitch
perdix 31
Go hunting for her G-spot with your finger. Watch **** and do oral on her like that. After you've given her real orgasms like that, you can **** her in peace and quiet and not be tormented with the fakety-fake production of the play-play orgasms!
iPaulphone 0
I agree. If you can get good at fingering and licking (fingers can stimulate clit
XR6Falcon 0
you ******* loser. u must be so shit in bed! ha ha