Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
Today, after doing it with my girlfriend, she told me that she was "faking the whole time, and thinking of talking cupcakes." FML
Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I have ever or would ever fake an orgasm. I assured him that I wouldn't, when he has actually never given me one. I didn't have the heart to tell him. FML
Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied, "That's OK, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML
Today, I was patiently explaining to my boyfriend what I liked in bed, after several weeks of unsatisfactory sex. He snapped at me and said, "80% of women fake their orgasms. Why can't you?" FML
Today, I got a little too drunk and confessed to my fiancé, the love of my life, that I've been faking my orgasms all along. I hate that I can't lie when I'm drunk. FML
Today, my boyfriend got off for real for the first time during sex. Apparently, he's been faking it for the past two months. I didn't even know guys could do that. FML
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Intrepidity 0
A girl who thinks about feelings of people other than herself is pretty rare.. So, what's your problem?
CallMeHush 1
Practice makes perfect, but maybe you need some help. Ask her what she needs you to do do so you may give her a skull crushing orgasim. Then get in in there and destroy that uterus!
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Comments (144)
xxmarlboroxx 0
I don't ****** everytime me and my boyfriend have sex. but it still feels good. foreplay definitely makes a huge difference
DreamerofWorlds 0
Joke's on her in the long run. Studies show that women who fake orgasms for an extended period of time actually end up making it harder for them to ******. Explain that to her and get her to tell you what she needs when you're having sex.
pluralbusted 0
serves them right
cutiepeye 0
notice I said MOST. not all women are alike. I've been a sex counselor for 26 years. plus being a woman myself helps with understanding the way a woman's sex organs typically respond to certain stimuli and emotional connections.
thump_fml 0
Rofl "sex counseling!" that doesn't make you an expert or authority on orgasms or lady parts you should stop giving advice on what men can do to get a woman off, the world doesn't need your ******-by-number bologna.
trackrunner00008 0
get bigger and last longer.
adharkach 0
be glad she told you, and work on the communication from there?
WillyOrtiz 0
hahaha but it worked on making you proud didnt it???
alfalfalaffa 17
biatch
babyveronica 0
wow that hella sucks lol
leomin 0
I've been in that exact situation. It really made me angry, to tell you the truth. Sure, they were trying to make me feel good about myself, but it's all ripped away when they tell you they've been faking. Girls, if you're in a committed relationship, don't fake orgasms. Help then figure out how to make you feel good.
carteran06 0
girls pull that dumb shit all the time when they get mad. knowin u the first person they call when they want some