Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
Today, after doing it with my girlfriend, she told me that she was "faking the whole time, and thinking of talking cupcakes." FML
Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I have ever or would ever fake an orgasm. I assured him that I wouldn't, when he has actually never given me one. I didn't have the heart to tell him. FML
Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied, "That's OK, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML
Today, I was patiently explaining to my boyfriend what I liked in bed, after several weeks of unsatisfactory sex. He snapped at me and said, "80% of women fake their orgasms. Why can't you?" FML
Today, I got a little too drunk and confessed to my fiancé, the love of my life, that I've been faking my orgasms all along. I hate that I can't lie when I'm drunk. FML
Today, my boyfriend got off for real for the first time during sex. Apparently, he's been faking it for the past two months. I didn't even know guys could do that. FML
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Top comments
Intrepidity 0
A girl who thinks about feelings of people other than herself is pretty rare.. So, what's your problem?
CallMeHush 1
Practice makes perfect, but maybe you need some help. Ask her what she needs you to do do so you may give her a skull crushing orgasim. Then get in in there and destroy that uterus!
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Comments (144)
infiniti_G 0
Practice on her sister/best friend...
ModernWarfare3_fml 0
Great idea.
AngryNinja 1
uh, no. be glad your girl bothered to make you feel good. don't go out and **** her best friend or sister unless you don't care about your relationship.
caticaticati 3
Yo, angryninja, stop living up to the 'angry' part of your name and learn to take a joke.
AngryNinja 1
i know it was a joke, but did op? and i can be angry if i want to be.
duke10861 0
way to be a bitch angry ninja
deevosee 0
yeesh. sounds like someone can't have orgasms herself and is a little cranky about it
AngryNinja 1
wanna change my tampon for me? i can be much bitchier.
llAllStarll 0
AngryNinja? more like EnragedNinja
pwetzel 0
more like enragedwhore?
Ajjas013 6
Or AngryFail :) Or iAngry, iFail, iAngryFail Or iFailatForeplay :D
Ajjas013 6
I'm not mad or anything I was just joking. :(
AngryNinja 1
lies. you don't joke.
AngryNinja 1
61, better a ***** than a ****.. just sayin'.
llAllStarll 0
angryninja you didn't reply to me, I feel left out
AngryNinja 1
i'm sorry. yes, enraged. who says i can't be pissy?
infiniti_G 0
Me, obviously the OP would know better than to go **** his gf's sister/bestfriend..
AngryNinja 1
rhetorical question. why would i not be pissy just because you say so? and you never know.
yayforcheesecake 0
your a bitch lol
gaza244 0
wats up babe
kemar7856 0
lmao why do girls Gotta lie
AngryNinja 1
you're an idiot. lol!
WhatANoob 0
Lmao @ 75.
trickyd 0
Ahhh deception in order to give one a sense of proudness. Classic but not benefical if you tell of the afore mentioned deception. Gutted much? x peace out x
harryman04 0
angryninja: you're a bitch. get over yourself, go ********** and call it a day. oh and learn to take a joke? if my girlfriend told me this I would dump her.
AngryNinja 1
harryman04: tips on masturbating? unlike you, i'm used to have a partner of the opposite sex.
AngryNinja 1
having*
WHODATNATION 0
angryninja how about dem saints? say something
allan_069 0
bitch please!!? lol I'll change your tampon
AngryNinja 1
i don't watch football. thanks for the offer. ;)
nuccalo 0
angry ninja is a ****** ritard
WHODATNATION 0
u have to start. next season I want u to watch every game and then post what u think about them.
AngryNinja 1
122, it's retard, you ******* dumbass. learn how to spell before you insult me so you don't look like more of an idiot than you already do. 123, why?
wasted0087 0
AngryNinja you're totally awesome, I love you xD lol I have gotten more of a laugh reading your comments and everyone elses comments than I have gotten from most FMLs
AngryNinja 1
uhh, thank 127. x)
Secret_Fire_King 0
I'm sorry everyone.. but I might actually agree with #1.. 11 months of deception? I'd say OP does need to get some practise.. He has earnt some new vag.. other than that, for revenge, i would begin the sex, having jerked off only a few moments earlier.. this will make it more difficult for you to come.. and you can mock her for not being able to please a man.. but she's already done it for 11 months, so it won't be perfect revenge..
7myname7 0
haha sounds like a keeper
alexisbabby 7
bahahah angryninja you are my hero.
ilovebradiew 0
ha
TrekkieGirl 0
OP, either you really suck in bed and she wants to get done quickly, or she's just sweet and you can't get her there, so she didn't want to hurt your feelings. If it's the latter, you need to improve your technique, if it's the first reason, then you still need to improve your technique.
Intrepidity 0
A girl who thinks about feelings of people other than herself is pretty rare.. So, what's your problem?
Rocco1990 0
I have to agree with Intrepidity. Maybe she could try to make it better for you instead of probably just lying there counting on you to do all the work. Some women are just selfish.
deathcab7 0
well, at least she was honest with youu! (:
ExtremeEncounter 32
Yeah, it only took a year to be honest.
CallMeHush 1
Practice makes perfect, but maybe you need some help. Ask her what she needs you to do do so you may give her a skull crushing orgasim. Then get in in there and destroy that uterus!
amoreforte 6
asking what she likes
amoreforte 6
asking what she likes and needs for you to get her off would be great because then you won't have to have her fake for you to feel good bout your performance. I suggest some fourplay like fingering , eating her pussy, etc... practice and take it slow
razz27 0
introduce her to the 4 finger club or fist her cuz thats the only way she will feel anything
doink 0
LMao Zedong.
Ajjas013 6
He probably has the wrong idea of sex.
vampyre_girly 0
Ajjas if he has the wrong idea of sex then why is she letting him **** her?
deathcab7 0
uhhm fist? sounds like you dont know what your talking about either.
TBfml15 9
People like that shit yknow. Seems like YOU are the one that doesn't know.
DR_REXX 0
haha dude other words u suck at sex. ur hand would get more pleasure. haha :D
kickass101 0
yea. the droctor guy is rite u suck
FockinA 0
take it, its sex. then improve yourself. loser.
Erindub 0
Shes got to go. I mean what else is she hiding from you?
Eddie_Paints 0
Yep, OP's a chick!
vampyre_girly 0
so what means the girl don't know how to have sex. If she is a girl
jillz 0
Seems like she values your relationship for more than just sex. Seems like a good foundation to work from. "Draw up some plans" together and build a sexual encounter that is mutually beneficial. ;)
pluralbusted 0
no it sounds like she is a liar. where does a girl get the idea that it is ok to do that? the right thing wouldve been to tell him what she likes from day one and save herself the wasted time. honestly she is just ruining it for herself