Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
Today, after doing it with my girlfriend, she told me that she was "faking the whole time, and thinking of talking cupcakes." FML
Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I have ever or would ever fake an orgasm. I assured him that I wouldn't, when he has actually never given me one. I didn't have the heart to tell him. FML
Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied, "That's OK, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML
Today, I was patiently explaining to my boyfriend what I liked in bed, after several weeks of unsatisfactory sex. He snapped at me and said, "80% of women fake their orgasms. Why can't you?" FML
Today, I got a little too drunk and confessed to my fiancé, the love of my life, that I've been faking my orgasms all along. I hate that I can't lie when I'm drunk. FML
Today, my boyfriend got off for real for the first time during sex. Apparently, he's been faking it for the past two months. I didn't even know guys could do that. FML
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Intrepidity 0
A girl who thinks about feelings of people other than herself is pretty rare.. So, what's your problem?
CallMeHush 1
Practice makes perfect, but maybe you need some help. Ask her what she needs you to do do so you may give her a skull crushing orgasim. Then get in in there and destroy that uterus!
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cutiepeye 0
it's completely normal for a woman to fake an ****** to make the guy feel better. for most women it's hard to climax durring intercourse. it took me 3 years with my now husband. he wasn't doing it wrong, I was. when I figured it out I had the most amazing ******. hang in there.
o0XMzMayX0o 0
agree it took me a while but Now he gets done everytime. I think it's more of her problem not being relax and not engaging in it.
pluralbusted 0
COMPLETELY NORMAL?!? (caps were necessary) are you freaking kidding me? normal has nothing to do with it. don't go telling girls that or you are going to ruin a lot of relationships. if anyone is reading this and thinks faking is a good or acceptable idea, DONT. use your friggnbwords and save yourself a world of problems. how's the guy supposed to know what to change to make it feel good for you if he has no feedback!? honestly...normal? WTF.
cutiepeye 0
oh yea. and for the love of god... do not immitate a ****. guys for some reason assume that because the women in the movie like it, it must be right. well it's wrong. in ****, it's not about getting the woman to climax. he'll if you pay attention, most of the women in **** aren't even wet. **** is about what looks good and getting a good "cum shot"
tia73 0
YDI for not being able to tell a fake. everyone can see a fake ******. even virgins.
cutiepeye 0
if a woman gets really loud she's usually faking. it takes concentration to ****** and if she's concentrating on screaming she's not concentrating on climaxing.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Not all women who are loud during sex are faking and orgasms don't only happen when you're concentrating. Usually the best and strongest orgasms come when you let yourself go.
DreamerofWorlds 0
Not necessarily true. When I have a crazy amazing ******, I get so loud that my boyfriend often has to cover my mouth to remind me not to disturb the neighbors, XD.
stealthpanda 1
word! Haha
ImaginaryFoe 1
#64, exactly. The neighbors know his name!
DreamerofWorlds 0
Hell yes they do! :D We've had complaints, lmao. ;)
tia73 0
hai now, I get loud, oh man, you never know just how good it is til your brain stops ticking. pahaha
cutiepeye 0
lol yea right. I guarantee that most guys can't tell the difference. you've been faked before. it happens to all men that have sex. get over yourself and accept it. it's not like it means you suck. it just means that women are hard to climax. there are some exceptions but most women just have a hard time.
pluralbusted 0
only those that've been lied to all the time. again, women you are just hurting yourselves
tia73 0
and, you should know, it could just be her desperation to ****** that's making her fake, {it's very hard to make a girl ******} ask her what she wants, try doggy style (that's not anal) [it's a wonderful way to hit the gspot] or have her be on top for once. [[however those may just work for me coz my mans a magnum...]]
tia73 0
heheh, yeah you should see how uncomfortable the pharmacists get ;)
cutiepeye 0
yea being on top helped me a lot. doggystyle is more difficult unless I ********** at the same time. but I must say that the combo of my fingers and doggystyle give a really ggood ******. but that may be T.M.I
Paradise_babe 0
I agree with cutiepie, in Addition it's not that your not pleasing her enough. for females they have to let loose and fully engage in how great sex feels with the other person and everything will happen. when I see my bf I like to let all my stress go and the best sex happens bcz I'm in tune with everything he's doing. if your turned on, you should ******.
fifilabella 0
that's sweet of her to do, she really likes u. but now it's time to step it up mo'fo!!
2Lives1Fate 0
FYL for, after 11 months, not being sensitive enough to understand her body and read her signals more clearly. It's not the only thing, true. But it's really important for your relationship.
LOLomgWTF 0
Boo who cry me a ****** river...at least she would make you feel good. Maybe she doesn't know what it feels like