Today, after doing it with my girlfriend, she told me that she was "faking the whole time, and thinking of talking cupcakes." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had sex. Later, she said the highlight of her day was getting a cupcake from the grocery store. FML
Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML
Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML
Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML
Today, I took some heavy pain medication before calling my boyfriend. I don't remember the call, but apparently confessed to really liking corn, and faking orgasms. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
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gfunk1127 0
you should fulfill her fantasy and "glaze" her!
Moy_fml 6
But cupcakes are nice
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Comments (132)
LOL_Noobs 0
lol pwned
laurabev 9
Sounds like she was retaliating to something you said sooooo.... YDI.
adriane209 0
Maybe he should use a Twinkie as a condom.
andruha1123 5
at least you have someone to ****
sarah8me 0
shame...
Night22_fml 4
you can tell a girl is faking it when after sex, if her thighs/crotch/buttcheeks are not pinkish/red. if they are a hue of red, then its real. you learn a lot from manswers
TransitionCovery 0
"Today, after doing it with my girlfriend, she told me that she was "faking the whole time, and thinking of talking cupcakes." FML" YDI.
FFML_314 12
I don't know a lot of people that would check, 22.
chili10 18
you should incorporate that into your sex life... maybe surprise her with some edible body frosting? ;)
moss000100 0
lol
sourgirl101 29
WTF 22? Now I want to get a mirror to see what the hell you're talking about (: Not that I don't believe -everything- "Manswer" says.
smerry 3
she was high who would think of talkin cupcakes while having sex?
KingDingALing 9
OP- tell her that her ****** is really loose and that she's a fatass for thinking about cupcakes. Then break up with her. To everyone talking about when you can tell if a girl is faking or not by looking to see if her pussy is red- You can check by going down on her...it's not that hard to check
Brittney_E 0
77, then she'll be on here posting an FML.
KingDingALing 9
83- Well she should've watched what she said. She obviously meant to insult him. If she wanted to act like such a bitch then she should be prepared to be insulted right back. In my opinion, of course:)
MilkySkin 0
WTF?
th3b0ss 0
u must have a small penis
itsybitsyspider 0
mmmm cupcakes..
sukatlife 0
doesn't faking it only work if you don't tell your partner afterwards? otherwise what's the point of faking haha
Moy_fml 6
But cupcakes are nice
DomoCullen 0
WTF? lol
ThereIsNoFork 0
And moist.
Brittney_E 0
Lol. 68 wins.(:
gfunk1127 0
you should fulfill her fantasy and "glaze" her!
tweetbaby14 18
doughnuts get glazed while cupcakes get frosted. learn your pastries
adriane209 0
You seem to be very passionate about pastries.
tweetbaby14 18
yup I'm part of the FPI
shepaintsmusic 6
lol 16 I think I love you xD because pastry knowledge is important and many people seem to be lacking it these days
hugopz 0
lol 3
Randaahh 0
that's pretty gross
tweetbaby14 18
haha yay 58 I'm not the only one!
Gumbinator 11
aww yeah!
LOL_Noobs 0
You must suck that much for her to be thinking about talking cupcakes
JillianlikesVogu 0
Cupcakes are delicious.
Rangant 7
go out and find a cupcake costume
gumzy 6
cupcakes r tasty and yummy, so u r yummy nd tasty, u r probably sweet! :) loooooool
spiderman2211 0
dude, if you are a guy, then that is gay
Sports_girl4life 0
lmao #51 I was thinkin the same thing haha
burgerkhan 0
agreed 51
FFML_314 12
Why cupcakes? Of all the things that you could imagine talking....
ThereIsNoFork 0
It's part of that joke... You know the one where it's like there were two cupcakes in an oven. And one goes: "Wow it's hot in here." And the other says: "Look, a talking cupcake!"
FFML_314 12
NOOO! OMG, it's a talking muffin! You just butchered that joke! I now hate you.
ThereIsNoFork 0
WHAT!? It's muffin? My friend always told me it was a cupcake...
FFML_314 12
Yes, it's muffin! How dare you!
ThereIsNoFork 0
Alright alright. I'll get it right on the next talking cupcake FML.
furryfatblob 0
talking cupcakes are pretty sexy...
B4SK3TB4IL 0
is ur girl chubby?
gummybear1234 0
-like-
dezzyfknbanana 0
I agree with 10 :3
Avers 0
Hey, at least you are getting some and to be a good sport, buy some cupcakes for her and talk with it in front of her and if you are lucky, you'll some again.