Today, I found out that my dad recently created a Facebook account for himself. So I friended him. He refuses to accept my friend request. He did, however, accept my sister's. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found my biological father, who I have never met, on facebook and decided to message him. He blocked me. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML
Today, my dad finally added me on Facebook, When I looked through his photos, I quickly noticed he'd heavily photoshopped the photos I'm in to make me look prettier. FML
Today, my father who left my family over 10 years ago and never contacted us or paid child support, poked me on Facebook. FML
Today, my elderly dad learned how to use Facebook. He now spends most of his time messaging me about his meals, his bowel movements and his foot fungus. He's now learning how to use Skype. FML
Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he wasn't on Facebook for the last two days. It turned out his father found out we were talking, and banned him from logging on. He's 19. FML
Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML
Today, after nearly three years of no contact whatsoever, I received a Facebook notification from my father. Eager to see what he said, I pulled it up only to see a game request. He had run out of lives on Candy Crush. FML
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Top comments
LoveTheBk 0
ahahha that's my dad right there because he's cheating on my step mom!!
JamieR1263 0
At least he doesn't create fake accounts to make it seem like he has a load of friends like my dad does...
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Comments (100)
LoveTheBk 0
ahahha that's my dad right there because he's cheating on my step mom!!
kaylagoesrawr 0
oww fyl
benito_fml 0
haaahaaaaaa he likes your sus more
Enoch134 0
great job #1 but give ur dad a high 5 for me
keenan61194 4
ooo FYL
asianwolf 2
lolol. it really shouldn't be a big deal if you have friends though.
daniisme 0
whoa #14 I'm jealous of ur hair right now. I tried getting hairlike that, but the hair dresser gave me just about a mullet :(
Toxxic_Blackout 0
My dad sent me a friend request in Facebook, and I accepted. A few days later, I deleted him, hoping he wouldn't notice. He did. So then I had to add him again）：
RayleighMax 0
why would you wanna add your dad on Facebook anyways? 0.0 well then again I don't have a facebook so I wouldn't know
poooook 0
wouldn't you be happy? I wouldn't want my parents to friend me..?
Cristaderzi 0
Thats one reason why aint no hairdresser touchin my hair EVER! People do mean and weird shit! They gave me a mullet OMFG I'd be on the news for mass murder lol! The whole salon SLAIN! LOL FYL Kid and get some info downloaded and try doin your own hair! Its actually not tjat difficult...
caittycat95 0
holy shite!same thing happened to me cept I delayed my aunt and my nana... I got taken off fb fir that... :(
thenormalguy 0
@Shadow_Kissed Ya I know that sucks. I faved this.
shab677 0
hint hint nudge nudge ;)
Betz 10
is your dad papa joe simpson?
Bamfy 0
lol Shes not happy because noone likes her and her dad likes her sister and not her
im2good25 0
whatever . just own your sister at life (make more money) and then your dad will love you
actnjakson3000 0
fyl #23
jamiebuczko 0
I agree, her hair is rockin'
jamiebuczko 0
totally agree, they'd see some stuff that they don't want to. I'm lucky my parents are computer challenged :)
ButterflyBaby 0
14- shadow_kissed I LOVE your hair. :)
zeon_x 0
Favoratism much? Sorry for bad spelling
kiss_of_death 0
awww, its ok, hes probaly holding a grudge
jessxoxo28 5
but its a good thing :) u never should have parents on ur facebook
lolfac3 1
agreed 22 having parents on facebook makes just about 10% of all the FML here
bebz_fml 0
how is that an fml? I would hate for my parents to have access to my facebook.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Well, maybe he...erm, no, I got nothing. FYL
mariahrawks 0
he has something to hide. or favoritism.
Pointy130 0
Don't complain about the fvoritism, Friending your parents isn't worth the trouble you'd get into one they start reading your posts.
jisaac09 25
My opinion he thinks that the sister has something to hide so he made a facebook to check up on her.....
benen 0
that's cuz ur ugly
allen20 0
You must annoy the crap out of him dats why lol
kiss_of_death 0
FIRST VOTER LMAO
B4SK3TB4IL 0
y wud u friend ur dad
Person1233 13
Now he won't comment on your status about losing your virginity. Be thankful. I blocked my Dad.
sierraleone 0
You made a status about losing your virginity? O.O YDI!
nomnommonster 0
sounds like something my dad would do haha. well, maybe he accidently clicked the wrong button?
mariekkkk 2
i avoid adding my dad at all costs
JamieR1263 0
At least he doesn't create fake accounts to make it seem like he has a load of friends like my dad does...