Today, I'm living in a house share with a passive-aggressive middle-aged couple who leave rude notes around the house and yet pretend I don't exist when they happen to be in the same room as me. I'm in no position to get rid of them or move myself. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my three housemates got into a huge fight and ended up declaring their undying hatred for each other. They now refuse to talk to each other, and I've become their go-between. Yesterday, we signed the lease for another year in the house together. FML
Today, after a week of rejoicing that my petty, passive-aggressive, bullying neighbours were moving away, I came home to find the "to let" board had been outside the wrong house the whole time. It's actually the people I really like who are moving away. FML
Today, I'm studying in another city. My tutor hates me because of my looks and accent. I have no friends, computer or internet outside of uni. I live in a room I rent at an old couple's house. Due to a flimsy door, I hear everything they do or say, and vice versa. I can't move from the bed. If I do, their dog, who guards my door, starts barking. FML
Today, I live in the basement and as far as I can tell, my parents spend every day rearranging the furniture upstairs and slamming every door in the house, all day long. If I complain or even mention the noise, they threaten to kick me out onto the streets. I’m not even old enough to move out. FML
Today, I got home from work to find an eviction notice taped to my door, stating that I was a nuisance and had 30 days to vacate the property. I live at home with my parents. FML
Today, all of my roommates handed in their vacating notice unexpectedly. They are all moving to a new house together in two weeks, leaving me to be either homeless or forced to pay 4 times what I was paying in rent. FML
Today, I came home to find my husband allowed several of his family members to move in without even asking me. His parents are in the spare room, his brother and wife are in my den and they expect me to make my daughter share her bed with two older cousins. I’m ready to take the kids and leave. FML
Today, I found out that, after having moved over 500 miles to begin a post-graduate degree, I'm being kicked out of the house I'm renting. We haven't yet signed agreements. Apparently I "keep the kitchen too clean". FML
Today, I’m a student renting a room in an old lady’s house. The other lodger, who arrived a few weeks later, hates my guts now because my room has a tiny old TV and hers doesn’t. It wasn’t even my choice to take this room, it was decided by the landlady. But sure, I’m an evil, TV-hogging bitch. FML
Today, my sister and her common-law-husband intensified their hints that their family is growing (a teenage son, a pre-teen daughter, and a new baby coming in the way), and it's getting rather crowded. In short, they want me out of the house. They may have also forgotten the mere fact that it is my house. FML
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species4872 20
Put a little smiley on each of the notes, and whenever they look at you, smile back. That will really piss them off.
Xeebar 28
How come my first thought upon reading this was that this was a fancy way of OP saying they are, unfortunately, stuck still living with their parents? I can only hope things get better for OP.
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Comments (15)
Cali 57
Just kill 'em with kindness, OP.
species4872 20
Put a little smiley on each of the notes, and whenever they look at you, smile back. That will really piss them off.
Pixiewolfe 46
yes!the wrong reaction will be the best response to this!
Xeebar 28
How come my first thought upon reading this was that this was a fancy way of OP saying they are, unfortunately, stuck still living with their parents? I can only hope things get better for OP.
Cali 57
What a twist!
MitiMiki 16
I think you hit the nail on the head.
MitiMiki 16
I think you hit the nail on the head.
MitiMiki 16
I think you hit the nail on the head.
Bunnybear132 1
Know the feels , currently stuck living with my passive aggressive mother in-law and I'm leaving the country soon and a large part of it is because of her!
Naomi Lacelle 14
I feel for you. I was just in the exact same situation in my dorm, except instead of a middle aged couple, it was a pair of bitches who shared the room beside mine. Good luck OP.
Todd Jacob 3
That's what you call your parents, guess it's time to get a job and move out of your parents house...
WellScrew 6
could be worse, my father was rooming with this older couple in college, later after he moved out and both ppl were dead it was discovered that the woman had buried the man in the back, covered his grave in concrete and had kept on collecting his checks
WellScrew 6
could be worse, my father was rooming with this older couple in college, later after he moved out and both ppl were dead it was discovered that the woman had buried the man in the back, covered his grave in concrete and had kept on collecting his checks
Flousey Becker 4
I live in a house with a room mate who eats food. I mean like my subway sandwich. Then gets upset that I am accusing her. Not accusing I know you ate it. No one else is here to eat my sandwich.
Dreamer5393 21
I have to say this is my favorite fml so far mainly because of the trailer park boys clip. I can't stop laughing everytime I watch it