Today, I went to meet my boyfriend for a walk. It's our anniversary, and I hadn't seen him in over a month because of the quarantine, so we agreed to meet, as long as we had the proper safety gear and were careful. On my way to meet him, I drove past a park. In it were twelve half-naked teenagers playing volleyball. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went for a hike with my new boyfriend on a fairly deserted trail my ex-husband had shown me awhile back. In all my hikes there, I've never seen another person and figured it would be okay to get intimate. Guess who came hiking past? That's right, my ex-husband. And our 8yr old son. FML
Today, it's been a week since I flew down to stay with my long-distance boyfriend. We went on long walks on the shore, under the stars, and had an unforgettable picnic viewing the sunset. I just now received a message of screenshots displaying him attempting to hook up with another girl. FML
Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to the other. I jumped in to reward him underwater, kissing him everywhere and grabbing his crotch, until I noticed his shorts were different. I surfaced to see that my boyfriend was still far away. FML
Today, I went out to go meet up with a guy. I walked all the way to his house just to see him. Then he made me hide behind a bush till his girlfriend left. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the local park for some romantic time together. By the time we left, I'd been called a pedo and a cradle robber, and been given several dirty looks. I'm 31. My boyfriend is 30 and just very baby-faced. FML
Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park, and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings. I planned on having him push me, not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seat while he laughed. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML
Today, I finally got to see my boyfriend, after two months apart. As we hugged, he lifted me up and spun me around like in the movies. It would have been really romantic if I hadn't hit a little boy while he was riding past on his bike. I've just traumatized a little kid. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML
Today, I was at the park with my new boyfriend. We were sitting between some trees when some of his mates turned up in the park. He pushed me behind a tree so his mates wouldn't see and went to join them in a game of football. He pretended not to know me. FML
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Charlie Coffman_1920149595 18
how does this **** your life exactly?
nemcali 34
Those morons are spreading the virus which means that either the lockdown will continue for longer or more people will get sick and possibly die which might affect (hopefully not) OP or her family.
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Charlie Coffman_1920149595 18
how does this **** your life exactly?
nemcali 34
Those morons are spreading the virus which means that either the lockdown will continue for longer or more people will get sick and possibly die which might affect (hopefully not) OP or her family.
Charlie Coffman_1920149595 18
you are assuming that these idiots have the virus to begin with.....
Roxy Rousseau 11
OP is out of quarantine too. There’s no point in waiting a month if you’re gonna break quarantine to go outside and meet someone you’re not supposed to see. The boys are dumb, but OP doesn’t have the moral high ground either.
Charlie Coffman_1920149595 18
depending on where OP lives, like here in the states, we can "break quarantine" for essential life activities like "exercise" which I will agree that if you're ordered to stay home, you should
2deployments1divorce 11
The OP never said the teenagers were all boys.
DKING123456789 16
Some states still aren’t in lockdown. Like where I’m from in Alaska, there’s no lockdown whatsoever, you can leave when you want. It’s the people who aren’t wearing masks or gloves and shit like that. Very selfish people
Jaymail 19
Darwin’s survival of the fittest will probably apply here.
RichardPencil 32
And your boyfriend was among them? Or worse, he was behind a tree watching them and jerking off?
bl3ur0z3 17
So your FML is you saw naked people? Or you were faced with the reality that some people don't take quarantine seriously? Maybe that their recklessness invoked a twinge of jealousy wishing you could be like them? Grow up.
ojoRojo 27
She doesn’t wish she could be like them, it just annoyed her that others aren’t following quarantine orders which will cause the rest of us to have to take precautions longer.
raven_of_azarath 35
Unfortunately in America, those idiots are the ones the government is listening to. We’re opening back up even though our number of cases keeps rising.
ojoRojo 27
I’m sorry OP, but don’t let them sway you. You’re still doing the right thing by taking precautions and quarantining. Hopefully those teens’ idiocy will only affect themselves and (preferably not) their own families.
sickerthanyou 13
It’s ok, they’ll die of covid anyway
AmbrosiaFan 19
You do your thing they'll do theirs... Your life is not ****** though.