Nate
United States
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
obnum
New York, United States
Today, after months of being pestered to do so, I finally read the first Harry Potter book. I hated it. Upon hearing this, my girlfriend posted the fact on Facebook, where I immediately received tons of abuse and eventual shunning by my friends, family, and coworkers. My girlfriend just laughed. FML
fuck Harry Potter!
Harry Potter and the Tree of Nothing
Today, my boyfriend and I had the worst fight of our relationship, and I’m not sure we’re going to make it. Why? Because out of all his hobbies and interests that I’ve happily joined in on, I said I had no interest in Harry Potter. FML
SadDaenerys
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I finished the Game of Thrones books before he could finish the TV show. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend donated most of my book collection because she got me a Kindle for Christmas. Some were signed, including my Harry Potters. FML
hakuna_matata
San Francisco, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML
nah
Movie night
Today, my boyfriend finally convinced me to watch Harry Potter for the first time. I was bored out of my mind the entire time, and by about an hour in, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to punch Hermione for being a rude little know it all. FML
Anonymous
Gig Harbor, United States
Read and learn
Today, I had to endure my girlfriend crying and screaming at me. The reason? I'm not able to please her like the fictional character Christian Grey in 50 Shades of Grey. When she left me, she took all her stuff and left me with copies of the three books. FML
B-Rad
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I share a birthday with a fictional character who is "untrustworthy" and has a "dark side", so therefore I can't be trusted either. FML
Anonymous
Today, my girlfriend dumped me after I told her I was learning how to start having lucid dreams. She was convinced the only reason I could possibly want to have them was so I could cheat on her in my own dreams. FML
Anonymous
Know your worth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Top comments
Buttsexpirate 9
Could've been worse OP. It could've been the Twilight series. *shudders*
thesunsetglow_fml 8
183 - Your picture is of you shirtless in a bathroom mirror. You really aren't in a position to judge how shallow a person is.
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Comments (570)
kmt926 0
Tell her you've seen the movies
t765234 10
That will just make it worse.
ninjaboy18 6
Emma Watson is fine :)
pookberry 4
Disagree
desireev 18
Agreed.. She is fine, indeed!
saddgurl 0
Not in the first 3 movies
HollowSanctuary 7
Probably a blessing in disguise, better luck with the next one
Tyger44 1
Please dont tell me you have read the twilight series instead!?
Mama_Umbridge 8
Ok
jillyj98 7
I've never read them either. Don't feel bad. A better girl is out there.
The_Plagiarizer 4
Is that you in ur picture?
katya_21 6
That's a bit harsh. But really, you need to read the books!
IntoTheClouds 42
I'm pretty sure that the OP will continue living, even if he goes without reading the HP series.
SgtTrAv 3
either shes crazy and you dont need her or she was just looking for any excuse to dump you.
Chazyj 4
I haven't read the books but seen all the movies in 2 days to be friend zoned dude do girls like her come and go find some one that will love you
heyred 11
Learn to love punctuation!!
TambourineFTW 0
Understandable, I told my girlfriend she would get dumped if she didn't watch the original Star Wars trilogy at least once.
Pelreskovich 11
This is also acceptable. Some things make or break a relationship, Star Wars is one of them.
thephoenixlament 10
Good call.
Pelreskovich 11
You deserve it.. Obviously y'all don't have similar interests, but then again, had you read the books you could have just cast a spell for her to be with you forever
BeautyMonster 17
Really? Similar interests? Unless her life is crazy obsessed with the books, I don't see why anyone should break up with someone over a book series. What's next? Breaking up with someone because someone has never tried a certain food? Activity?
Pentium_4 27
i think it was just a light-hearted comment
Pelreskovich 11
Thanks, Pentium, some people take things WAY to seriously/literally on here. Odds are there were more conflicts than just the books, but OP is being dramatic.
XcuzimsotiredX 25
MY LIFE IN CENTERED AROUND THESE BOOKS GOT A PROBLEM