Nate
United States
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
obnum
New York, United States
Today, after months of being pestered to do so, I finally read the first Harry Potter book. I hated it. Upon hearing this, my girlfriend posted the fact on Facebook, where I immediately received tons of abuse and eventual shunning by my friends, family, and coworkers. My girlfriend just laughed. FML
fuck Harry Potter!
Harry Potter and the Tree of Nothing
Today, my boyfriend and I had the worst fight of our relationship, and I’m not sure we’re going to make it. Why? Because out of all his hobbies and interests that I’ve happily joined in on, I said I had no interest in Harry Potter. FML
SadDaenerys
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I finished the Game of Thrones books before he could finish the TV show. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend donated most of my book collection because she got me a Kindle for Christmas. Some were signed, including my Harry Potters. FML
hakuna_matata
San Francisco, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML
nah
Movie night
Today, my boyfriend finally convinced me to watch Harry Potter for the first time. I was bored out of my mind the entire time, and by about an hour in, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to punch Hermione for being a rude little know it all. FML
Anonymous
Gig Harbor, United States
Read and learn
Today, I had to endure my girlfriend crying and screaming at me. The reason? I'm not able to please her like the fictional character Christian Grey in 50 Shades of Grey. When she left me, she took all her stuff and left me with copies of the three books. FML
B-Rad
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I share a birthday with a fictional character who is "untrustworthy" and has a "dark side", so therefore I can't be trusted either. FML
Anonymous
Today, my girlfriend dumped me after I told her I was learning how to start having lucid dreams. She was convinced the only reason I could possibly want to have them was so I could cheat on her in my own dreams. FML
Anonymous
Know your worth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9
Could've been worse OP. It could've been the Twilight series. *shudders*
thesunsetglow_fml 8
183 - Your picture is of you shirtless in a bathroom mirror. You really aren't in a position to judge how shallow a person is.
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Stephen1213 1
How on Earth does OP deserve this? That's a really dumb reason to dump somebody.
KiddNYC1O 22
One of the dumbest, I'd say,
Crinale 7
Harry Potter is lame, that girl is a dumbass, and who on earth reads HP books!? They have like 5000 pages!!
andromeda335 9
Clearly there's a phobia of books here... Each Harry potter book takes me less than a week to get through once I start reading them
L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18
63- To answer your question, "who on earth reads HP books?". Me, basically everyone I know and millions of other people, considering the Harry Potter books are one of the most popular books around.
TheNewGuy03 29
READ A BOOK. |anonymous|
gem330235 0
People like ME and millions of others. Have you been living under the rock these ten years? Cause you sure sound like you did.
harryfan6784 0
I do they're great pieces of literature.
ExpertOfDerps 4
What's with your "everyone must like HP" logic? Some of us just don't give a shit about some things. Don't take it the wrong way, it's the truth.
L_Lovegood 19
Let's just all make a deal: We won't force you into Harry Potter, if you haters would stop with hating right in our faces. It is disrepectful. Do you see us SANE Potterheads hating on YOUR interests? No, because it's NOT A NICE thing to do. Peace.
ExpertOfDerps 4
403 - Hating on HP just for the sake of hating is nowhere even near the reason why we're spewing out shit. It's because fangirls are defending the OP's stupid bitch of an ex just because Harry Potter is involved. Tell your fuckhead fangirl mates to grow up, then we'll have a deal.
Leipe_Henkie 10
You probably read too much into it
bbpeggs 5
that's a legit reason bro! just kidding. but honestly she's not worth it if she's just going to dump you for such a dumb reason!
l0v3p4in 7
True that
tayza249 20
Her actions are justified.
meidel 5
Sounds legit.
Schiffy 18
For ***** sake, even I found the series a good read, but that's a retarded reason to dump someone. Be glad she left you.
IntoTheClouds 42
You're better off without her, OP, if she dumped you over something so trivial.
DarkFirefly206 9
Oh, I'm sorry...they are good books, I've actually only read over my friend's shoulder for them, but I ad lib xD
puppytaco64 8
That Draco Malfoy Boy is quite the catch