Today, I took my dogs to the off leash dog park as usual. Today some dick decided to feed my pup alcohol while I was cleaning up after my other dog. Now my pup is sick and the vet is worried he may not survive. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my dog to the dog park and let him off the leash for a bit. He ran straight towards a group of people having a picnic, jumped on their blanket, and devoured half of their food before I could catch him. They were surprisingly forgiving, but I had to buy them lunch to make up for it. FML
Today, my boyfriend got drunk and tried to french-kiss my dog. Now he has 12 stitches in his face, and he's insisting we have to get my dog put down. FML
Today, I took my dog to the park. While chatting with another dog owner, my dog managed to steal their sandwich and ran off with it. I had to chase my sandwich-thieving dog through the entire park. FML
Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML
Today, I took my dog to the park, and he ran straight into a group of people having a picnic. Naturally, he grabbed the biggest piece of meat in sight and ran off with it. As I chased him, I tripped and fell in front of everyone. My dog then sat and chewed the meat in front of me. FML
Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML
Today, I was walking in the park with my girlfriend, when out of nowhere, I was savaged and brutally humped into submission by a massive Great Dane. Not only did my girlfriend watch it all, but the dog's owner took the time to snap a few pictures with his phone. Neither bothered to help me. FML
Today, I was walking my dog through a park with a lake. My dog was swimming in said lake, and then appeared to be having trouble keeping his head up. I put my phone and keys on the ground and waded to my dog. He was fine, but I turned around in time to see someone run off with my stuff. FML
Today, I took my dogs to the park and sat in the grass while they played. Within the first half hour two male dogs peed on my back. The first owner apologized and gave me a wipe to clean up while the second one had the nerve to tell me "this is why I bring a chair" FML
Today, I went to get my friend a drink while she sat in the lounge watching TV with my dog. When I came back, I found her licking my dogs ears. She said he dared her to do it. FML
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Sady_Ct 38
I put this up weeks ago. The pup is fine and I have not been back to the park. I was momentarily distracted picking up the poop from my other dog, which is the only reason he got near to the guy. Regardless of all else, I would never have expected anyone to give an unknown dog/pup alcohol especially at a park where there are heaps of dogs and plenty of kids.
Alup132 22
You do know what FML stands for, right?
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Comments (15)
Ed1505 7
Really not something I would post on a website where people go to laugh. Worry about your puppy instead of looking for likes
Alup132 22
You do know what FML stands for, right?
ViviMage 40
You're supposed to watch your animals to keep them safe! Look for poisoning symptoms such as vomiting, wild fluctuations in body temperature, labored breathing, and also potential kidney damage. Dog kidneys and livers aren't meant to process and detoxify alcohol sadly.
raven_of_azarath 35
And how exactly is op supposed to watch both dogs at once while cleaning up dog shit?
QueenCortana Tiffany Turner 16
Who ever hit the you deserve it button is going to hell. Hope the pup is better soon.
Sady_Ct 38
I put this up weeks ago. The pup is fine and I have not been back to the park. I was momentarily distracted picking up the poop from my other dog, which is the only reason he got near to the guy. Regardless of all else, I would never have expected anyone to give an unknown dog/pup alcohol especially at a park where there are heaps of dogs and plenty of kids.
alycion 39
Glad the pup is ok. This is why I stopped going to most dog parks. We had too many incidents of people hurting dogs at them here. Even the nicest one had incidents.
Sady_Ct 38
Sadly, this is true.
KIEdekka 14
report the prick to the authorities
Sady_Ct 38
I did, they can’t do anything.
zeffra13 31
It's animal abuse though? I've heard some cops refuse to care when it's animal cases, and say there's nothing you can do, but it's their job to prosecute. What was their reasoning against it? Was there not enough evidence/witnesses? You can at least sue for the medical bills if nothing else.
prettylamemyguy 7
i'm so happy that your puppy is okay! how ****** up does one need to be in order to try and hurt an innocent being?
maserle 8
WTF... WHOOO DOES THAT?
maserle 8
ok im glad hes alright...