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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML

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Red_Curls1995 28

Why didn't she just sit and watch it with you?

IAmzephyr 22

I'd be lion if I told you that she was justified. Dodged the bullet there.

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IAmzephyr 22

I'd be lion if I told you that she was justified. Dodged the bullet there.

koijj 14

lol your username though!

Red_Curls1995 28

Why didn't she just sit and watch it with you?

IAmzephyr 22

I'd be willing to bet that OP is wondering the same thing

Sathane 21

Because it was a bullshit excuse. She just figured she'd say that was why she was dumping him because it's easier than saying she was dumping him because she's been humping Tyrone for the last 6 weeks.

awildwhisper 30

Because that would be too logical.

I_Like_Dogs 28

Exactly! I think that would be even better. If someone told me they had never watched my favourite series I'd be all like "sit your ass over there and let me take you down cause I'm going to". I would be way more excited than them :D

False_Stupidity 42

This would make too much sense and like #43 said it sounds like an excuse to dump you. First thing I did when I found out my wife had never seen Star Wars was sit her down on one of our days off and watch all 6 movies together. It was a great bonding experience.

cheeeksss 29

How my ex reacted when I told him I never saw Forrest Gump.

jojocircus19 16

I haven't seen it but I want to

cupcakebruh 21

A lot of people hate me for the fact that I hate Forrest Gump..

BamaBorn 10

I can see why! :)

deademolover 19

i hated it too boring af didnt see what the big deal was

ShadowStarEXE 35

Well, no worries for the rest of your days about how that relationship would have turned out otherwise, right?

Schala360 27

sad childhood

ShadowStarEXE 35

I wouldn't call it a big deal. My husband never had the chance to watch it either and I loved him immensely anyway. It is a very good movie - one of the best in the Disney library. Catchy music and one of the strongest stories with the saddest death in Disney movie history, it's one of those films a lot of people go on about. It's probably right up there with anything overrated, but it's a great movie anyway. TL:DR, if you like Disney movies at all, it's recommended you check it out. It's worth it.

hockey_kid23 18

Had to vote both because you never watched the lion king, but she reacted way to severely. Better luck next time op

alex_gen 39

Don't let that get you down. You can watch Lion King anytime. It's not life-changing, and you can definitely find somebody less insane. I didn't see Jaws till last March, so I can relate. That being said, that was a very poor excuse to dump someone, and you deserve better.

Lalala579121 28

I've still never seen Jaws. Or Back to the Future.

JerryClark 17

Back to the future is life changing

kyiomi 18

I feel that your comment is only partially true. Lion King has changed my life completely... I don't think anything about me would be the same if I hadn't have watched it.

redheadedmonster 24

Even though The Lion King is one of my all time favorite movies that's just a shitty thing to do to a guy. I mean I wouldn't break up with a guy over something so trivial. She was probably looking for a reason to break up.