Today, my girlfriend donated most of my book collection because she got me a Kindle for Christmas. Some were signed, including my Harry Potters. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years revealed he'd got me a complete collection of Charles Dickens' novels for £3 from a charity shop. He was particularly proud as he said it meant he could give me one for Christmas and my birthday each year, thus avoiding having to buy me presents for the next 15+ years. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML
Cozy
Today, my girlfriend thought that a few candles in our room would create a cozy and romantic atmosphere. Especially the one on the bookshelf. That candle damaged only one book - it was signed by my great professor, who's long gone. She doesn't understand why I can't just buy a new copy and deal with it. FML
Today, I got another email from Amazon asking me how I like my new Kindle. I don't have a Kindle. It's the one I bought my ex for Christmas, right before she left me while I was deployed overseas. FML
Today, after months of being pestered to do so, I finally read the first Harry Potter book. I hated it. Upon hearing this, my girlfriend posted the fact on Facebook, where I immediately received tons of abuse and eventual shunning by my friends, family, and coworkers. My girlfriend just laughed. FML
Antiques Roadshow
Today, my brother inherited a book from our grandmother that, in his ignorance, he donated to a charity shop because he’s “not a big reader”. I raced to buy it back, but someone had already bought it. The book in question: a mint condition, 1954 first edition Lord of the Rings, valued at £5000. FML
Today, I got a package in the mail from my girlfriend. I was really excited until I realized that it was just a box full things that I gave to her. FML
Today, at the office, everyone in my department swapped secret santa presents. I bought the guy whose name I picked a DVD box-set of his favorite TV series. One of my friends got a fancy make up kit. Another got a pack of posh notebooks. I got a toilet plunger. FML
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oj101 33
Muggles... What do you expect from them?
Mirorbo 27
WHY do people think it's okay to get rid of things that do not belong to them without the owner's consent?!
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oj101 33
Muggles... What do you expect from them?
californiapoppy 11
We must try not to sink beneath our anguish, Harry, but battle on. - Albus Dumbledore
shyeahh_fml 19
28 - I'm not exactly sure what you're tying to say, and I do agree that an individual of any age can enjoy Harry Potter, but I do believe you missed the Harry Potter reference in 1's comment, being about muggles. Your response was irrelevant to his comment.
emybear_fml 5
a muggle and a woman... just bad news
irishpassion16 6
Finding those books will be like finding the horcruxes, but it is DEFINITELY worth the journey!
billigoat 8
I tossed my Kindle, books are muuuch better. I feel so bad for you...
decidedlyvague 11
That's like setting your albums and cds on fire because you now have iTunes.
Harpy20 24
Why?! Books like that are priceless. Go get them back if you can. :/
80skid 15
The girlfriend probably didn't realize they books were signed. Nevertheless, she shouldn't sell someone else's property.
jojimugo 20
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Maybe she wants a MAN, not a boy who has a signed Harry potter book
Mirorbo 27
Again, I must know... /what/ is it about liking the Harry Potter series makes one childish? Please, elaborate on your stance.
rotflqtms_ 21
Omg!!! Nothing at all makes reading books childish! I'd be mad if I got SIGNED Harry Potter books & my boyfriend sold them. It's Harry Potter! Even with my unsigned ones, I would be upset if they were sold, because they're mine... Some books are just that good.
rocketiquette 20
Also new hardbacks of HP aren't cheap, and anything signed by the creator makes them all the more valuable to the owner. That's why you don't touch someone else's shit, even if you think you're doing them a favor. Sorry OP, hope you can get them back ASAP.
Maverick52 13
The books were donated which makes it even worse in my opinion.
GhostChickens 17
40, I'd be quite happy if a guy told me he had Harry Potter books. It wouldn't make him any less of a man in my eyes. I like people who read and I'm usually quite pleased with whatever gets a person reading. If they like Harry Potter, that's even better because I like it too.
evilvagina 9
you my friend are quite simple! go back to your wax crayons and try to stay in the lines.
Harpy20 24
40-lemme guess...you think reading is lame too? My husband and I bonded over Star Wars and even had light sabers as gifts at our wedding party.
poccocurantes 7
I don't care what books they were, who would donate someones personal library without consulting them. OP's GF has some issues.
bandnerd1234 5
#40 you're a ******* dumbass
rofflewaffle 9
What the hell. Sounds like a bitch of a girlfriend. I'd be so pissed; I don't think I could stay with someone who did that to me. Doesn't she realize even if they were regular unsigned books, you'd have to buy them all again? She's obviously got no respect for you or your things.
TML329 14
Asking for something back after its been donated makes you look like Vol.....he who must not be named
sithlordnergal 5
#40 Are you stupid or something? Those books are worth money, especially since they're signed. If a girlfriend of mine ever tried to get rid of ANY of my books she'd find herself single instantly. Same goes for any girl who tries to get rid of my star wars collection or lego sets...
awesomeman10 6
Wow.
sux4u121 10
Yes, quite thought provoking...
chrisbarbie 5
Dump her. That's the only solution.
Homer1975 14
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belive that your girlfriend love you deeply
80skid 15
He can't get his books back with her "deep love".
shadowPlayer 6
Hell no! Crucio the dumb bint!
Carmstro 13
There is absolutely no evidence of that here
astralvagan 20
Some things make me wonder.... Were they dropped on their heads as children?
Mirorbo 27
WHY do people think it's okay to get rid of things that do not belong to them without the owner's consent?!
lindora 35
It's called lack of respect. People think they are entitled to do whatever they want. If I were in op's shoes I'd seriously consider breaking up with someone that stupid and disrespectful.
andyyroxx 20
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He didn't seem to be looking for an answer. Must you be so rational?
Champignon_fml 19
#29 - Oh, definitely. If my boyfriend got rid of my books behind my back, I would blow up. Some of them have sentimental value, others are just too good to get rid of, some just look awesome on my bookshelf. And I do have an e-reader, but I only use it because carrying paper books while commuting makes them look all filthy and worn (and they're a lot heavier, too).
Migole 36
This is really one of those stories that leave you speechless... What kind of dumbfuck would go and give away property that isn't their own and whose value they know nothing about? To agree with 29, this is one of the rare cases where I think it's ok to consider a breakup for just one single deed... This is just one incredible lack of respect and also stupid as hell. I wouldn't want to reproduce with someone like this :/ Another thought: If he valued these books so much and had super rare ones like signed HPs I'm surprised his girlfriend didn't know about it, so either 1. they only started dating recently, which would make it even more unbelievable 2. she is dumb as **** not to know/ask about these things
pradip 26
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Welcome to the digital world, book reading is never going to be the same again.
lambda_fml 40
You are wrong. Nothing can replace the books. I too have a huge book collection and I would be extremely mad if someone did that to me.
OhDearBetrayal 25
47- You would react better than me. If someone threw away my books, I would be more than just mad. I would be armed.
GhostChickens 17
I love actual books with pages. They look nice and they smell nice. I love the way bookshops smell. Is that weird? I'm sorry. Plus, you can always tell how much someone loves a book by the way it looks. Even if the owner tries their best to keep it as neat as possible, you can always tell which is a well-read book.
WhimsicalMusings 11
Yup, I'm with the other bibliophiles. I imagine Kindles are a godsend if you're travelling (deciding which books to take can be a pain), provided you're staying somewhere that you can charge the thing, and it's probably a good idea for "pulp fiction" that you read once and never again...but they can't hold a kindle - sorry, candle - to a book. Doesn't have the same feel and doesn't have the same sentimental value. Plus, if you went to the trouble of writing a book, wouldn't you want to see your name on the spine of a book rather than on a computer screen? If I really like an author or a series, I want a physical copy of that book, just as the OP clearly did. And things are always more easily altered or censored when they only exist in digital form - book burning is the trademark of a dictatorship, but altering digital copies can be done much more quietly. Maybe I'm just paranoid, but with all the fuss about internet privacy, copyright and censorship recently...
jeragonm 15
I have a Kindle, and I love it, but I am far from having all of my print books bought on it. 53 and 122- right here with you guys, if some touches my books I flip out. If someone donated ( at least if they where sold I would get money) I would definitely be armed and might have a restraining order against them.
kaatieface 6
I disagree. I absolutely adore books and reading in general, yet I bought a kindle. It means I don't break my back carrying as many books as I need with me. And since the battery lasts an incredibly long time, it doesn't matter that it may need charged. People who get all high and mighty because of book supremacy need to think a bit. After all, surely as long as people are actually reading it's fine?! Isn't that what matters?!
WhimsicalMusings 11
Each to their own. The ebook certainly has its place, but some things do worry me - there are a lot people who honestly can't use a (book-form) index, dictionary or thesaurus, because they're so used to hitting a button and the computer does it for them. I think the other issue is power - the book doesn't threaten the Kindle, but the Kindle appears to be a threat to the book. In my particular area, libraries are getting funny looks from a government keen to make cuts, and Waterstones is the last big book shop left standing...and it's been selling Kindles since November (a lot of the business articles indicate that Amazon browbeat them into stocking them, but I don't know how true that is). And also, as I said, digital media is easy to alter or deny access to, along with the whole furore about what constitutes ownership these days.
Forlorn420 9
I love my books. I cant stand reading on kindles and stuff like that. It makes my eyes hurt
neeni88 23
Personally, what I do is use the e-reader to browse through/read books and if I really like it, I buy the book version for keepsake and to enjoy the actual feel of the books that I deem worthy.
PizzaRollsss 5
This would be the only situation in which it's okay for you to use dark magic
shmoelover 13
Time to Avada Kedavra that bitch.
sens3sfailing 25
I'm a big fan of the books and everything, but does anybody else find it funny that the most evil spell there is, is almost abra kadabra?
lux0rd 18
#49 You try taking on a couple of pokemon and see who wins the battle!
chippa 24
Avada Kedavra suggested etymology: During an audience interview at the Edinburgh Book Festival (15 April 2004) Rowling said: "Does anyone know where avada kedavra came from? It is an ancient spell in Aramaic, and it is the original of abracadabra, which means 'let the thing be destroyed.' Originally, it was used to cure illness and the 'thing' was the illness, but I decided to make it the 'thing' as in the person standing in front of me. I take a lot of liberties with things like that. I twist them round and make them mine."[5] Rowling's use of this name may have been influenced by Latin cadaver = "corpse" -Wikipedia
Charleybelle 14
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Think she'd know that, being your girlfriend and all. Especially if she knows you well enough to throw all your books away
sens3sfailing 25
Wait... what? She doesn't know him well... Your logic confounds me...
hannaaaahr 33
To me, it seems rather obvious that she doesn't know him well at all.
Charleybelle 14
#57: if she is so comfortable with him to throw his stuff away then obviously they must know eachother well. Soo you'd think she'd know what kindof things are valuable to him..get it now?
Carmstro 13
But 175, she didn't obviously know that those books were valuable to him, hence this being on FML. If you read the story, you might notice that he wasn't cool with her throwing them away... She may be comfortable enough, but clearly she's TOO comfortable.
awesomeman10 6
I dont think she realises how much those can be worth.
Ameel_fml 19
I don't know...even if they weren't signed, it's still pretty douchey to throw away something that doesn't belong to you without the owner's permission.