Nate
United States
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
obnum
New York, United States
Today, after months of being pestered to do so, I finally read the first Harry Potter book. I hated it. Upon hearing this, my girlfriend posted the fact on Facebook, where I immediately received tons of abuse and eventual shunning by my friends, family, and coworkers. My girlfriend just laughed. FML
fuck Harry Potter!
Harry Potter and the Tree of Nothing
Today, my boyfriend and I had the worst fight of our relationship, and I’m not sure we’re going to make it. Why? Because out of all his hobbies and interests that I’ve happily joined in on, I said I had no interest in Harry Potter. FML
SadDaenerys
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I finished the Game of Thrones books before he could finish the TV show. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend donated most of my book collection because she got me a Kindle for Christmas. Some were signed, including my Harry Potters. FML
hakuna_matata
San Francisco, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML
nah
Movie night
Today, my boyfriend finally convinced me to watch Harry Potter for the first time. I was bored out of my mind the entire time, and by about an hour in, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to punch Hermione for being a rude little know it all. FML
Anonymous
Gig Harbor, United States
Read and learn
Today, I had to endure my girlfriend crying and screaming at me. The reason? I'm not able to please her like the fictional character Christian Grey in 50 Shades of Grey. When she left me, she took all her stuff and left me with copies of the three books. FML
B-Rad
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I share a birthday with a fictional character who is "untrustworthy" and has a "dark side", so therefore I can't be trusted either. FML
Anonymous
Today, my girlfriend dumped me after I told her I was learning how to start having lucid dreams. She was convinced the only reason I could possibly want to have them was so I could cheat on her in my own dreams. FML
Anonymous
Know your worth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9
Could've been worse OP. It could've been the Twilight series. *shudders*
thesunsetglow_fml 8
183 - Your picture is of you shirtless in a bathroom mirror. You really aren't in a position to judge how shallow a person is.
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monster_tamer 11
The real question is, did you say you weren't going to read them?
ZielZone 4
She's a tool. Find someone who's a bit more mature.
theretartedone 5
Tell her the truth; that your illiterate, and have had an earpiece and camera connecting to your mum the whole time and that she reads everything for you.
kenzy960817 5
Dude, read the books. They're amazing!
monster_tamer 11
I know I couldn't date someone who wasn't at least appreciative of Harry Potter. For those of us who literally grew up with it, I can't go a day without involving myself in it in some manner. The book series really means a lot to some people, and that does make it an issue of incompatibility in some cases if someone hasn't read it... Or doesn't want to. It doesn't mean it's the ONE thing to base a relationship off of, it's just that it can be an important one.
nickkingcool 0
you deserve more thumbs up. 100000000000000000000000 thumbs up
immaMonsta 8
That's a ridiculous reason to dump you. But if she'd dump you over something that stupid, then you're probably better off without her.
Fylminesawsome 5
You guys are all mental. Who cares about what who reads?? That **** was just looking for an excuse to end it. You're better off without her OP. Theres many more chicks out there.
WhiteRangerKid 5
Get to reading the series lol
Lubpynk 0
Wow! I was going to read Harry potter but all theses fans are making me not want to (they are acting crazy). Maybe I should get a divorce, my husband won't read twilight. SMDH
Zomg_Okay 27
[Joke]Maybe he should get a divorce, you do read Twilight.[/Joke]
Lubpynk 0
Who cares who reads what. No reason to leave someone.
minagiv 11
Well, Twilight sucks, so there's no comparison here.
iwadasn 33
Harry Potter sucks too, so the comparison's quite valid.
dsbs 9
Do you like fish sticks?