Nate
United States
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
obnum
New York, United States
Today, after months of being pestered to do so, I finally read the first Harry Potter book. I hated it. Upon hearing this, my girlfriend posted the fact on Facebook, where I immediately received tons of abuse and eventual shunning by my friends, family, and coworkers. My girlfriend just laughed. FML
fuck Harry Potter!
Harry Potter and the Tree of Nothing
Today, my boyfriend and I had the worst fight of our relationship, and I’m not sure we’re going to make it. Why? Because out of all his hobbies and interests that I’ve happily joined in on, I said I had no interest in Harry Potter. FML
SadDaenerys
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I finished the Game of Thrones books before he could finish the TV show. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend donated most of my book collection because she got me a Kindle for Christmas. Some were signed, including my Harry Potters. FML
hakuna_matata
San Francisco, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML
nah
Movie night
Today, my boyfriend finally convinced me to watch Harry Potter for the first time. I was bored out of my mind the entire time, and by about an hour in, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to punch Hermione for being a rude little know it all. FML
Anonymous
Gig Harbor, United States
Read and learn
Today, I had to endure my girlfriend crying and screaming at me. The reason? I'm not able to please her like the fictional character Christian Grey in 50 Shades of Grey. When she left me, she took all her stuff and left me with copies of the three books. FML
B-Rad
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I share a birthday with a fictional character who is "untrustworthy" and has a "dark side", so therefore I can't be trusted either. FML
Anonymous
Today, my girlfriend dumped me after I told her I was learning how to start having lucid dreams. She was convinced the only reason I could possibly want to have them was so I could cheat on her in my own dreams. FML
Anonymous
Know your worth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Top comments
Buttsexpirate 9
Could've been worse OP. It could've been the Twilight series. *shudders*
thesunsetglow_fml 8
183 - Your picture is of you shirtless in a bathroom mirror. You really aren't in a position to judge how shallow a person is.
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Comments (570)
Dommon 7
HP is overrated imo.
gem330235 0
It least it wasn't over twilight dude. Get over it
Starscreamer 5
Well, it's sad, FYL. But you know, it could have been worse. My ex-friend dumped her boyfriend, 'cause he hadn't read any Twilight books. Have you noticed the "ex-" part? =)
Soonerjake09 4
Someone needs to grow up so what if u haven't read them. It shouldn't be on the bases of whether or not u read a book or not
THE_A_TEEN 28
How the hell did this get more YDI votes than FYL votes? Ok, he doesn't like harry potter, his girlfriend broke up with him just because he doesn't like it, and that's grounds for a YDI simply because you enjoy harry potter and hate people who have other interests? God you people are mental.
IntoTheClouds 42
They're almost as crazy as the Twihards.
THE_A_TEEN 28
You're right. The crazyness of these people make me want to worship Star Wars fanboys...
Lubpynk 0
He got more YDI because look how many Harry potter fans there are. They must be going crazy because I believe their series has ended.
ExpertOfDerps 4
FML is getting filled with fangirls and hipsters. Must be the only reasonable explanation when other FMLs have gotten the ratings they deserved.
almathis1994 6
This guy is an idiot. MLIA
rubberduckie94 13
As much as I love Harry Potter I have to say this sucks for you. I read all the time my husband never reads. He was even against the Harry Potter movies(he is kind of odd like that) but I got him to watch the movies with me and he loves the series now. Now go find a girl who will appreciate you for who you are and not be so shallow over something as trivial as a series of books even if the books in question are Harry Potter.
superguppy19 3
Sounds like my ex
perdix 31
Good riddance! She's probably a dirty Horcrux! Find another girl you can Slytherin.
dirtroadmopar 0
your a wizard harry!
THeroinCZ 10
Oh man...thats the problem with dating 12yrs old...