Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, after months of being pestered to do so, I finally read the first Harry Potter book. I hated it. Upon hearing this, my girlfriend posted the fact on Facebook, where I immediately received tons of abuse and eventual shunning by my friends, family, and coworkers. My girlfriend just laughed. FML
Harry Potter and the Tree of Nothing
Today, my boyfriend and I had the worst fight of our relationship, and I’m not sure we’re going to make it. Why? Because out of all his hobbies and interests that I’ve happily joined in on, I said I had no interest in Harry Potter. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I finished the Game of Thrones books before he could finish the TV show. FML
Today, my girlfriend donated most of my book collection because she got me a Kindle for Christmas. Some were signed, including my Harry Potters. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML
Movie night
Today, my boyfriend finally convinced me to watch Harry Potter for the first time. I was bored out of my mind the entire time, and by about an hour in, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to punch Hermione for being a rude little know it all. FML
Read and learn
Today, I had to endure my girlfriend crying and screaming at me. The reason? I'm not able to please her like the fictional character Christian Grey in 50 Shades of Grey. When she left me, she took all her stuff and left me with copies of the three books. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I share a birthday with a fictional character who is "untrustworthy" and has a "dark side", so therefore I can't be trusted either. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me after I told her I was learning how to start having lucid dreams. She was convinced the only reason I could possibly want to have them was so I could cheat on her in my own dreams. FML
Know your worth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9
Could've been worse OP. It could've been the Twilight series. *shudders*
thesunsetglow_fml 8
183 - Your picture is of you shirtless in a bathroom mirror. You really aren't in a position to judge how shallow a person is.
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LolCakes111 7
Why are there more YDIs than FYLs? That just...confuses me.
xStaciexLynnx 15
I could definitely be wrong but I'm betting there's more to this. Like maybe reading is really important to her (when someone likes to read they usually LOVE to read and it's important) and it's not to you. Or she's a huge HP fan and you were insulting her for it. Maybe. Or maybe she's just a liiiittle bit of a crazy fangirl.
chellyX92 8
That truly sucks she dumped you over a book. I didn't read the series until I was a junior in high school. Like everyone else said, it least it wasn't over twilight.
jafreen 8
Being single is way more fun thn bein wid a bitch!!
gurly98 13
Impossible
glub27 0
**** harry potter
KHunnyBear 2
wow that sucks ! just read one five and seven and then watch All the movies
jaredofmo 22
To be frank, she probably dumped you over more serious matters, not just because of that. Maybe she felt you were uninterested in her interests and just used Harry Potter as an example.
Arza81 0
Ur girlfriend needs to watch ****!! Seriously let her know what she's missing!!!!
btownjhawk 10
but she's in to reading, soooo pornographic books it is!
jad07 0
This relationship was doomed since you found out she was in to Harry potter