Nate
United States
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
obnum
New York, United States
Today, after months of being pestered to do so, I finally read the first Harry Potter book. I hated it. Upon hearing this, my girlfriend posted the fact on Facebook, where I immediately received tons of abuse and eventual shunning by my friends, family, and coworkers. My girlfriend just laughed. FML
fuck Harry Potter!
Harry Potter and the Tree of Nothing
Today, my boyfriend and I had the worst fight of our relationship, and I’m not sure we’re going to make it. Why? Because out of all his hobbies and interests that I’ve happily joined in on, I said I had no interest in Harry Potter. FML
SadDaenerys
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I finished the Game of Thrones books before he could finish the TV show. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend donated most of my book collection because she got me a Kindle for Christmas. Some were signed, including my Harry Potters. FML
hakuna_matata
San Francisco, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML
nah
Movie night
Today, my boyfriend finally convinced me to watch Harry Potter for the first time. I was bored out of my mind the entire time, and by about an hour in, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to punch Hermione for being a rude little know it all. FML
Anonymous
Gig Harbor, United States
Read and learn
Today, I had to endure my girlfriend crying and screaming at me. The reason? I'm not able to please her like the fictional character Christian Grey in 50 Shades of Grey. When she left me, she took all her stuff and left me with copies of the three books. FML
B-Rad
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I share a birthday with a fictional character who is "untrustworthy" and has a "dark side", so therefore I can't be trusted either. FML
Anonymous
Today, my girlfriend dumped me after I told her I was learning how to start having lucid dreams. She was convinced the only reason I could possibly want to have them was so I could cheat on her in my own dreams. FML
Anonymous
Know your worth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9
Could've been worse OP. It could've been the Twilight series. *shudders*
thesunsetglow_fml 8
183 - Your picture is of you shirtless in a bathroom mirror. You really aren't in a position to judge how shallow a person is.
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beebeeL 1
YDI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
laden_swallow09 35
Hating Harry Potter is one thing, but breaking up just because you've never READ the books? That's just ridiculous on her part. FYL, OP!
ohhoho 2
How could you have avoided Harry Potter for the 10+ years everyone else was ranting about?
Bekll 31
Easily. I haven't either.
docscientist 10
By reading books that interest me.
ExpertOfDerps 4
Well, if I don't give a **** about something, I avoid it quite easily.
ShadowlessSpear 21
Every mindless sheep on here is downvoting any comment that doesn't state they like Hairy Pothead. Not everyone has the same interests as everyone else. I personally, strongly dislike Hairy Pothead, and I never will like it. Dumping someone over that is just dumb as ****.
DancerGirl123321 0
I'd dump you too! Harry Potter is incredible.
cutiepie343 7
How come I say the same thing but worded differently, and get thumbed down?
brianjman14 23
Don't worry. This person will probably get thumbed down, too. Sometimes, before a someone gets bombarded with thumbs downs, they may get a few thumbs up before it. Now shut up and don't ask why you get thumbed down and just deal with it. Asking only makes it worse.
nickkingcool 0
bcause they are he-she-women beaters
marziscrazy 6
Well now look at your thumbs
ExpertOfDerps 4
Perhaps fangirls skipped your stupid comment where the sane people had already done justice, and came down to the newer comments to upvote even stupider comments.
rockerlove2013 6
Harry potter are classics!!!
KaelaKhaotic 5
Get started with reading those books!
frosh2 9
Harry potter is the ******* bomb!! YDI op!
brianjman14 23
You're better off without her OP, if she likes Harry Potter.
l0v3p4in 7
YDI for having a gf like her
DeathBunny218 37
I hope this was the logic behind most of the YDI votes. If not those people are idiots.
ExpertOfDerps 4
56 - The logic behind most of the YDIs is like any typical teenage fangirl: "OMG, YOU GO GURL, HARRY POTTER IS, LIKE, SO AWESOME <3". This is one of the only FMLs where idiots have done most of the ratings.
Clamcreepy 7
Damn is Harry potter that important? Good thing you wasn't married to this chick
SkylarOB1 0
You suck!
ExpertOfDerps 4
209 - Hypocrisy must be common for you.