Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Today, I sent a cute, jokey text to my girlfriend saying, "Just in case the world ends, I love you." Not only did she dump me because I was an "idiot for believing in the doomsday", which I don't, she also wrote a Facebook status about it. Now everyone thinks I'm mentally unstable. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her because for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a text this morning saying I love you. I rarely do this and instead of receiving the same message back, I got a message from my girlfriend accusing me of meaning to send it to someone else and dumped me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML
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sammyf89 13
Who fake dumps someone? Who dumps over txt msg? Gah, there is something wrong with your girl.
sabrina1212 2
What did she say back? :(
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Comments (221)
lisakin 13
God i know it was wrong of her to do that but seriosly, why would you say that? im so tired of people thinking they have to be so cruel to each other one they break up. you guys could still be friend you know
thisiswilli_fml 5
She kinda deserved it...
suxs4ulol 22
who breaks up with someone, then adds just kidding besides op girlfriend?
VanityVonMonroe 0
What did she say after that? ????
bro1oke 0
Well she shouldn't be doing shit like that in the first place.
s15c 9
That's when you throw your phone on the ground then stomp on it. Probably a better outcome than ending your relationship.
KyleJstorm 0
Wow guys don't joke about break up. I don't think girls should.
ashleybabe85 0
well her next text wont be joking lol.... altho it could be an opening to work on what you hate about each other... or not
SeemsToFail 0
Ydi, thats you shouldnt do dumb stuff like that there no point to it
MandieL 27
Well I hope you did break up. I think she is an idiot for fake breaking up with you (no matter her reasoning for it), especially over a text. I think it was too quick on your end to send that message back, you should always take a step back to cool off, however I understand why you did what you did. If you had a list like that anyways that you couldn't voice to her, you shouldn't be together anyways. FYL for being played, SDI for being a bitch.