Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Today, I sent a cute, jokey text to my girlfriend saying, "Just in case the world ends, I love you." Not only did she dump me because I was an "idiot for believing in the doomsday", which I don't, she also wrote a Facebook status about it. Now everyone thinks I'm mentally unstable. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her because for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a text this morning saying I love you. I rarely do this and instead of receiving the same message back, I got a message from my girlfriend accusing me of meaning to send it to someone else and dumped me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML
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sammyf89 13
Who fake dumps someone? Who dumps over txt msg? Gah, there is something wrong with your girl.
sabrina1212 2
What did she say back? :(
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Comments (221)
Rainbow_dumpster 28
This won't end well if you do not respond. :S
g_asia 4
Sounds like my girlfriend lol
mattorama 15
A girl with no concept of what an appropriate joke is and a guy who acts brashly. Definitely a match made in heaven.
ImSoEffedUp 10
Dang.... That's gotta suck! Please tell me you and her are like teenagers or sumthin.... Its bad enough that the only way a high percentage of people communicate these days is thru text messages..... But to FAKE dump someone over a text is sooooo childish.... U can text whatever u like, the person on the other end may no read it as u intended it to be read.... More REAL conversations people....
goliatron 9
That is a douchebag joke to play on ANYONE. I hope she chokes on a ham sandwich!
switchyrichy 0
Hush up zoey! And lol lmbo! Thats soo funny!!! Hahaha
Zhammiex3 0
Buisit talagang babae yan..
darkcrystal87 7
Yep, my girl did that. I walked out on her ass. She was smart enough to get her ass up and come running when she realized I really did just drop everything and walk on out. Then she tries telling me I was the immature one. HA! Dumb females amuse me. "It was just a joke!", my ass. Hope she took a good long hard look at the list you sent her and got a nice hard really check. And as a previous poster said, everyone defending this ho would be singing a different tune if it was the guy who did this. More dumb females to amuse me!
johnnymo1986 0
haha lol
Numeral 4
Autocorrect! His name says it all