Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Today, I sent a cute, jokey text to my girlfriend saying, "Just in case the world ends, I love you." Not only did she dump me because I was an "idiot for believing in the doomsday", which I don't, she also wrote a Facebook status about it. Now everyone thinks I'm mentally unstable. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her because for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a text this morning saying I love you. I rarely do this and instead of receiving the same message back, I got a message from my girlfriend accusing me of meaning to send it to someone else and dumped me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML
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Top comments
sammyf89 13
Who fake dumps someone? Who dumps over txt msg? Gah, there is something wrong with your girl.
sabrina1212 2
What did she say back? :(
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Comments (221)
Bolter197 0
FYL. You don't joke around about breaking up; not your fault OP
shizzathon 5
She's an idiot. You were hurting and you panicked. fyl
ElricMustang 23
Well you're both wrong in this case. She shouldn't have falsely dumped you, especially over text, and you shouldn't have retaliated that way.
Allabaster 0
You need to leave her ass anyway.
Enslaved 38
Was your girlfriend playing stupid jokes on you, one of the things you listed?
alvin_colvin 2
dump her shes a ****
ohmandapants 17
Do you understand what the word **** means? I don't think so.
middletoe 5
The words "****" and "bitch" aren't interchangeable. You can't infer, from OP's post, that she is a ****. If you know from personal experience, though.... :P
TheSofaKing 7
Send her a text back saying it was ment for your other girlfriend. This is just a sign that she will continue to play games like this and maybe move on to bigger games. If she is dumb enough to send a fake break up text, she should expect a reponse like that.
gbylk 4
What sort of person pretends to break up with someone...?
Swiko 11
She was probably texting to break up with her other boyfriend...
Dcm210 19
thats a horrible joke.I hope she saw the list and changed her ways.