Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Today, I sent a cute, jokey text to my girlfriend saying, "Just in case the world ends, I love you." Not only did she dump me because I was an "idiot for believing in the doomsday", which I don't, she also wrote a Facebook status about it. Now everyone thinks I'm mentally unstable. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her because for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a text this morning saying I love you. I rarely do this and instead of receiving the same message back, I got a message from my girlfriend accusing me of meaning to send it to someone else and dumped me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML
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Top comments
sammyf89 13
Who fake dumps someone? Who dumps over txt msg? Gah, there is something wrong with your girl.
sabrina1212 2
What did she say back? :(
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Comments (221)
amyknechtel 0
OMG!! That's terrible! ;O
MidnaLink 35
2 things wrong with that 1. txt message 2. fake break up
KiddNYC1O 22
Aww. Hahahaha.
Beckyxo 3
Well its her own fault!!
aceofspace320 5
Wait how long was this list? If its long enough to last the tenure of her prank to be effective are you sure u wanna get back with her?
Calyx_fml 22
If you hate that many things about her then you should stay broken up.
ADHA15 5
Most people cover up the truth with saying just kidding, so maybe this could be a good thing? Lead to a fight where the truth comes out, and maybe work it out? idk, good luck man.
_MidnightLuna_ 17
Well, the sad truth is, you should stay broken up with her if you hate so many things about her. If you really loved her and wanted to stay with her, you would've asked her why and tried to convince her otherwise by trying to work things out. But no, you decided it'd be better to tell her all the things you dislike about her. She's lucky you told her the brutal truth so she doesn't have to stay with an asshole like yourself.
blarghimapirate 0
What kind of girlfriend does that? She deserved it.
Sopapilla 1
Tell her you were kidding?