Today, my mom looked through my browser history and saw Chatroulette. She thought I'd gotten into online gambling, and wouldn't believe me when I explained what it really was. After I insisted on showing her, the first chat window to open contained cocks as far as the eye could see. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split second later, I realized I wasn't typing into the browser address bar, but in a chat window on my other screen. I'd been chatting with a girl I wanted to get with at the time. FML
Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML
Today, while chatting to my mother, I tried to show her a funny website by pasting the URL into a message. After I sent the message, I realised that my browser hadn't copied the URL I wanted to send her, and that I'd actually pasted the previous URL I copied. It was porn. FML
Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML
Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN. I screen-copied my desktop to show her the conversation I was having with my best friend. Minutes later she replied asking why I had a porn site opened on the other tab. Oops. FML
Today, I was fooling around on Omegle, when I came across a guy who claimed he could suck himself off. I was doubtful, but morbidly curious, so I told him to prove it. Turns out he could. Before I could close the browser window in horror, my dad walked in and got a good look too. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML
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Top comments
tigerkyle92 0
isn't that what chat roulette is all about?
roslene 0
someone was getting cocky...
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Comments (213)
tigerkyle92 0
isn't that what chat roulette is all about?
Rico_Mal1116 0
They should ip ban all the people that get flagged. That's just plain nasty. I don't think anybody wants be scarred for life!!
L3Paparazzo 7
chatroulette is where creeps go to pull their shit out .
Davyy 0
chatroulette is where creeps... what.
BountyBass 13
omegle sux too
imacreeper 3
Hey, don't talk about my kind like that.
stephmariee17 0
isn't it ironic that there's 69 "I agree, your life sucks"?
XXizzlerXX 0
pervert alert :0!
imacreeper 3
I like the way you think 28. Now there's 66.
imnotonaboat 0
I'll look for your mom the next time i'm on it.
kaleighiscool 0
Nooo, ?
YacL 15
I don't get those kind of sites. If I were you, OP, I would have expected that.
YDI__Bitch 0
I bet your mom now has a new favorite site!
i_love_grrr 0
i agree. love that site lol
futtbuck101 1
Hopefully she's okay with that
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
#33 your pic made me lol
saphiresong 0
lol nice pic to go with it
lizamaphone 6
they DO ban you if you show anything. this FML is either ancient or fake.
Susieee_Q 9
Well, at least now she knows you don't have a gambling problem....
XZeenon 1
I prefer omegle. Just today I kept finding nude girls instead of nude guys. :D
bbucaro98 0
i found a nude tranny one time....
Davyy 0
64- Hey man that's racist
shaneac 0
I'd thumb up this comment, but it's at 69, with goes with the OP's post so well...
shaneac 0
which goes with the comment* I really wish I could edit my posts...
cyanidesandwich 21
i personally prefer xfire
stephmariee17 0
wow people just cannot take jokes on here. now you all can go ahead and thumbs down this comment too.
Davyy 0
Ok
FckYoCOUCH 6
35- you pic looks like you a got a little blood on your teeth... JS.
Davyy 0
It's just braces
zendaddy0 0
dude jacking off... dude jacking off... now that's a dude jacking off
bjulie1998 5
I thummed it up becausebi thought it was funny :) now its only at 65 dislikes
astarwarsfan 0
Maybe it was a chicken farm?
hamada8311 0
very true
TrisXD 4
ur a creeper? from minecraft?
GuessWhatKids 13
Was one of them yours?
Davyy 0
Yes
awwwyeaahh 0
no
brutalrhino 4
Maybe.
zozohearts 0
I don't know.
ribbyc80 0
probably...
Jimster1712 0
combo breakerrrrrrrr
ErbodyLuvsDaLulz 4
Fuuck your picture.
sanchogrim 18
don't get mad at him.... everybody has that picture since the 90's lmao
indistructo 3
did she get into it then?
moosemonkey1000 6
rawr means i love you in dinosaur
oocarmelgirl0807 0
That's not awkward...
WiderWille 11
I agree, its perfectly normal to show ones mother how the average penis looks like these days. OPs mother should be thankful!
BamBarBiYaKergud 2
thats ok if youre girl:)
Awahso 25
Or gay?
ViciousFoxes 0
I dont know, I think being on that website is pretty scummy regardless of your gender or sexual orientation.
j4gerb0mblitz 6
at least she now knows it's not gambling
dowster 0
could have been betting on the cockfight
roslene 0
someone was getting cocky...
oocarmelgirl0807 0
Haha!
Yousuck24 21
ZING!
namhowell 6
lmao
CryMoreFMLs 15
BA-BOOM!! (had to join in)
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
I'm too chicken to be cocky.
HannahLouise96 13
Ba-doom pish!
MrSassypants 34
89 I for a second idk I thought you said I'm to much of a pussy to be cocky and I cracked up until I read it again.
AnagenisisZagus 13
Thanks for sharing, sassy.
LeadTheWay 5
omg, WIN
marud 7
Bazinga!
bjulie1998 5
I get it! Hurray! :D
deefan101 11
WTF!? thats not awkward at all...
Trupe 3
You know people that do that are such dicks.