Today, I was walking into my living room when I slipped over the carpet, bashed my head on my glass table, and was moaning in pain on the floor. My parents came running when they heard my head bang… straight to the table, to see if there were any scratches on it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I fell going down the stairs and hit my head on the wall. My parents came frantically running to my side, but only to make sure I hadn't damaged the wall. FML
Today, I accidentally slammed my leg against the coffee table. It was only after I went to the bathroom a few minutes later that I realized there's now a massive gash on my upper leg. I also got in trouble for yelling, "SON OF A BITCH!" as soon as the impact occurred. FML
Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML
Today, while bringing my baby an early-morning bottle, I tripped over a ball and fell into the glass coffee table, smashing it and cutting myself pretty badly. My husband slept through the whole thing, but the neighbors came by to tell me to keep it down. FML
Today, while we were exploring a building, my dad and I somehow got separated. After about 30 seconds, I found him on the other side of a door, so I went to go through what I thought was a door. Instead, I smashed my head on a windowpane and collapsed to the floor in pain in front of 5 people. FML
Today, my mom bumped into a table with a glass vase on it. Seeing that the vase was about to fall, I lunged to catch it. Before I got there, the vase fell and shattered, resulting in me diving into the broken shards. FML
Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML
Today, my friend hit a glass with her arm, so I dove to try and catch it before it hit the ground and shattered. I hit my head against the table, giving me a nice gash that needed stitches. The glass was actually plastic. FML
Today, at 11 p.m., after getting up for work at 4:45 a.m., I ran up the stairs to go feed my cat. I slipped on something, missed the handrail, then fell down and cracked my head on the tile floor. My hairclip was dead center, so I then had a fun night in the ER while my dang head wouldn't stop bleeding. FML
Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML
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Jordn_fml 0
my mom did something exactly the same. I was carrying a small size filing cabinet down the stairs for her. Needless to say, I lost balance because my cat was winding her way between my legs purring and fell down 1/2 a flight of stairs twisting my ankle in the process. I got yelled at by my mother for scaring her cat and dropping the filing cabinet on her nicely stained oak stairs, scratching them.
24788 7
I'd be pissed if my parents did that. FYL! :(
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24788 7
I'd be pissed if my parents did that. FYL! :(
izzyyy 0
That sounds like something my grandmum would do. I feel your pain.
OhexkC 0
ahahah, guess who that sucks for?
insidejokeswithm 0
The OP.
Jordn_fml 0
my mom did something exactly the same. I was carrying a small size filing cabinet down the stairs for her. Needless to say, I lost balance because my cat was winding her way between my legs purring and fell down 1/2 a flight of stairs twisting my ankle in the process. I got yelled at by my mother for scaring her cat and dropping the filing cabinet on her nicely stained oak stairs, scratching them.
ryguy997 0
sounds like mine. my little brother smashed my moms mirror on my head so hard the morror shattered and instead if checking on me mu moms like NOOOOO my mirror! and starts getting mad at my brother for wrecking her mirror.
shalvius 3
something wrong with parents O.o
1Tsk 0
you should be more specific in your fml... you didn't even say if the table was allright or not
lizzy08 0
are we related? your parents sound a lot like mine...
BigGuy99 0
My parents would pull this shit on me too. More worried about their furniture or their ******* car if I scratched or bumped either. Little wonder why I put them both in a home! Happy ******* mother's DAY and FATHER'S Day!
Brittanyy 0
Hahh. Damn. :[
nikkirito 0
OH MY GOD, I CAN RELATE. My mom does this ALL the time! To make it worse, she'll yell something like "You better not have scratched my table!!!"