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Mr Hattiesburg, USA 37 years-old In a relationship

fuck 18 April 2015, 14:38 Saint Thomas, United States

Mixed signals

Today, I went on a date with a girl I like. Afterwards, I drove her home, and we just sat there awkwardly. I thought she wanted to kiss me but was nervous, so I jokingly said, "What're you waiting for? Christmas?" I guess she took that as a "Get the hell out", because she broke into tears and left. FML

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J-Sauce This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff Salmon Arm, Canada

Read the small print

Today, a girl I like asked me to a concert, saying she had an extra ticket. I ended up being the third wheel with her and her boyfriend. I had to pay $60 for the ticket too. FML

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Rejected 3 October 2016, 16:00 Lynnwood, United States

Today, I told my wife that she gets 100% of me and I keep nothing from her. She told me she doesn't want it and that I should get counseling. FML

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