Anonymous
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not letting her keep the 75 cents that she stole from my truck. FML
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Top comments
randomnameflob 0
Wow, you couldn't let her keep three quarters? Did you think this would happen: *Mugger: give me at least 75 cents or I blow your brains out! *You: Curse my evil girlfriend, she has killed me!
IMveryHUNGRY 3
Both of you are idiots.
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Comments (329)
ocampnell 0
there are bigger underlying issues to why she broke up with you
mightymart 5
you Never know, people are stupid...
mightymart 5
fyl, assuming that from your description she really did "steal" it, not "found it, brought them back to you and than you getting mad at her" .. cause then ydi
rina_baby 0
It was only 75 cents! I hope it was worth it.
lolitaababy 0
wow..can you say dumb and dumber
bigredmonkeybutt 30
WTF is with everyone saying OP did something wrong? The cow STOLE from him. He's just supposed to ignore that? of course Idk why he's complaining about breaking up either. He's better off without her.
Immersion 0
it was an excuse for sure to break up with him
JPMorph 0
your girlfriend is a cheapskate b1tch
Immersion 0
why is fml app on ipod lagging so bad?!?
caviar_fml 2
YDI for being cheap
Shinygirlnz 1
My bf and I 'steal' loose change from each other all the time. It's just change, neither of us cares.
RaaabbleRabble 0
No, you and your boyfriend borrow loose change based on a mutual (though possibly unspoken) agreement. I was raised that if I ever needed something that someone else had, I always ask. It doesn't matter if it's my mom, my sister, my boyfriend, or a stranger on the street. He probably doesn't care about the 75 cents, kist that she didn't ask him about it and then broke up with him over it.
akunohana 0
A-the-hell-MEN!
lifeinhd 3
I'm guessing you commented for no reason but to show off the fact that you know how to put in the ¢ sign. Amiright?