Today, I was on an airplane that was experiencing some turbulence. Feeling anxious, I reached over and grabbed my husband's hand for comfort. He then said, "Why are you scared of dying? You're not even pretty." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on an airplane, riding in first class for the first time in my life. The man next to me turned to me just before takeoff, stared at my chest, and said that he hoped there would be severe turbulence. FML
Today, I left on my honeymoon with my wife who is terrified of flying. The pilot announced incoming storms in the flight path, and the man next to me starts saying it's "probably fate" and "we all have to go sometime." My wife went into a full panic attack. We hadn't even left the ground yet. FML
Today, I got sick in the airsick bag as my flight landed. The woman next to me, trying to make me feel better, says "Don't handle landings too well?" I responded "No, I actually fly fine, I'm just 8 weeks pregnant." She looked at my left hand, noticed no ring, rolled her eyes and looked away. FML
Today, while flying home, two little girls started chanting, "We're all going to die." I'm an extremely anxious flyer. FML
Today, my boyfriend shared with me his anxiety about death, so I shared with him one of my ridiculously irrational fears. He thought I was making fun of him and now won't talk to me. FML
Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML
Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML
Today, I was on a roller coaster and this 13 year old sitting next to me was completely terrified. To cheer him up, I threw my hands in the air. While my hands were up, we hit a curve and I elbowed him in the face, making him cry. FML
Today, as I couldn't get the airplane seat buckle to buckle, I faced the fact that I've been in denial about how fat I have become. The people in my row faced it too as I began to sob uncontrollably. FML
Today, I was at Starbucks after having a rough day. The old man beside me was talking to his friend. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw him point at me and say, "See that beautiful girl over there?" Flattered, I listened closer… until he finished his statement with, "She's gonna die." FML
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ChelseaXD 0
What a dick.
sammieheart 0
tell him that's not what his boss said.
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Comments (120)
IScreamRawr 4
Ouch.
KingDingALing 9
Tell him "Shut up, you have a little dick." Say it loudly so that everyone hears you.
MrsxBillxKaulitz 5
i agree with 11. sorry though, that's terrible.
MyChemical_fml 0
You should have said "Sorry, this turbulence is giving me a better ****** than your tiny ******* dick." and then read his FML about it.
Daerauko 0
I'd go to Disney world.
Brilthor 0
64 = Win
Hyperactiveee 0
totally agree with 64 :)
trueblue42 4
wtf is wrong w/ your husband, why is he so mean? what a dick.
ChelseaXD 0
What a dick.
NiceGuyz 0
@2 That's what she said!!!! ^NiceGuyz^
bennyboy111 7
agreed
flakes_fml 0
LOL
cole86 0
taht is my pic
cole86 0
well it is now an it used to be too
FFML_314 12
Ugly people should die! DUNDUNDUN! I'm next..
adddadancer 0
shutup ur pretty
FFML_314 12
That's called makeup. Trust me, I'm an ugly mother ******. :)
xXSweetNightmare 0
Oh my gosh. Please stop putting yourselves down. It's honestly not doing any good for anyone. If someone says you're pretty, they mean it. You're beautiful. (:
FFML_314 12
Thank you. I was being sarcastic though.
gadgitch 0
Touching moment.
jakii_ 0
now let's all hold hands and sing kumbaya
loshysucks 0
wtf guys! She IS ugly! go die :)
xGet_Over_It 0
39 - That was hilarious haha.
lindsey1023420 5
Hahahahaha! yesssss.
corytheboss 0
yeahh I'm in love lol
EvilDoll 7
and fat don't forget fat
TibbysMusic 1
At least she has a real picture of herself, not some chick that sounds good edited completely (;
ohSNAPyall 27
Fishing for compliments is so attractive.
FFML_314 12
I guess saying "I was being sarcastic" is hard for some people to understand ;). I'm fat? Yes, but I decided last December that I'm going to be a pumpkin for Halloween as opposed to a Skelton. I just want to be accepted by the village people! ARGH! What ever will I do. By the way, my post was from a video on YouTube. ;)
SAMHAlN 0
ew u are next why weren't u first
FFML_314 12
You're an idiot. I will take having a brain over being good looking, which by the way, you're neither.
Lauren10102 3
what about you, anybody who has a money symbol in their name has to be ugly. Plus you wont even put a pic of urself up... what does that say about u?
TibbysMusic 1
123, exactly the point I was trying to make :)
Stormyskyes313 4
Lmao
potterfreak3949 0
ever heard of manners? or not being a bitch? you have a weird nose. stfu
pop7467 7
You are a real bitch... Jeez be nice it's not that hard
pop7467 7
Btw I'm talking about 117
chellefish22 0
OMG screw him!
hiloman500 0
that's just what he wants...
ThatFunnyDude 3
dislike this comment and you get free Popsicle
Snake1105 20
Can I have my Popsicle?
loopstah 0
yeah im sure thats what he said.
zkchild 0
Unless he was joking or you're in the middle of a divorce I can't see why he would say that and be sincere So I can't take this fml seriously.
jonan1212 5
lmfao
yourbarbiiedoll 0
lmaooo
yourbarbiiedoll 0
lmaooo
JayBear14 11
that is incredibly shallow and uncalled for :/ I'm so sorry he said that to you, it was undeserved. also inaccurate, it doesnt matter what you look like, your allowed to have a fear. everybody does.
Lo0o0o0oveMe 11
Exactly !