Today, my shoulder was pulled out of its socket when I was helping a customer load a desk into his vehicle and he decided to answer his cell phone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to go to the ER to treat a sprain on my left arm. What caused it? A phone. You read that right. A phone. Particularly, my husband’s phone. It was on the table where I was standing and with one swift motion, he yanked my arm, pulled me out of the way, and snatched the thing. FML
Today, I was stranded on the couch with a sleeping baby. I had my phone, but everything I wanted to do needed both hands, or sound. I was toying with my phone on my lips when someone texted me, causing the phone to vibrate my teeth, which hurt, and to avoid my baby falling, I crunched my shoulder and pulled a muscle. FML
Today, I managed to fracture my shoulder blade and dislocate my shoulder, just by falling off a deckchair. FML
Today, I was on a packed bus when my phone rang. I tried to answer, but my wired earbuds got tangled. I tugged too hard, yanking my phone out of my hand. It flew forward, smacked a man in the forehead, then bounced into a stranger’s coffee cup. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, I was at work, when I got bored and started spinning around in my chair for a little fun. As I was spinning, I went to grab my phone. I missed and sent my phone flying, hitting my coworker in the face. My boss witnessed the whole thing. FML
Today, helping my boyfriend move to his new apartment, I hurt my shoulder. While carrying heavy things? Nope. Those were fine. What did me in was driving the moving van, which required very active, hands-on steering at high speeds. FML
Today, I told my family how my wrist has been hurting for almost a week. My aunt’s chiropractor boyfriend then decided he could help by suddenly pulling my hand as hard as he could. Not only did my wrist pop and cause me more pain, but my shoulder got dislocated. FML
Today, I was standing on a desk at work to run wiring in a suspended ceiling, since we have no ladder. My phone rang, I rushed to answer it, tripping and smashing my leg. It was my boss, calling to tell me he was bringing over a ladder. FML
Today, after taking care not to hurt myself during my workout, I injured my shoulder extricating myself from my sports bra. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Sounds like you kneed a shoulder to cry on.
insanesna1l 0
drop the desk and go back inside. It's his problem now
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Comments (50)
andruha1123 5
his call is more important than your hand
takeapieandrun 9
Your shoulder was pulled out of it's socket? How is that even possible? The last time I checked my shoulder was connected directly to my skeleton...
WillemCoster 0
by different tissues if it was rigidly conected you couldnt move your arm
leeshxx 3
u need to go back to anatomy classes.
Hanimon 0
lol that's an epic fail right there
DocBastard 40
It's called a shoulder dislocation.
vengeance501 8
why don't you go ask Yahoo Answers. you would fit in perfectly.
IGotServedcouk 0
Not even being funny but... you've never heard of someone pulling their shoulder out of its socket..? Wow.
emodude44 0
If the skeleton were all one solid object, it wouldn't move like it does. Anatony dear boy... Oh and don't diss yahoo answers. There are some people who aren't retarded on there. Google can't answer everything.
takeapieandrun 9
I was pointing out that your SHOULDER doesn't get pulled out of it's socket, your ARM does...
doink 0
You failed at being clever.
dusty209 0
I think he needs to work with weights or something cuz he seems really weak
sweetmare 0
gurl what's the secret of picking up girls?
imnutsss 0
Who's the dummay naaooowww?!
mrjohnsonalex 2
How old are you? are u even 13, u have to be 13 to be on fml. how could someone not know that shoulders can dislocate? wow
rykerman33 0
you can be the worlds strongest man and still dislocate your shoulder.
serioushamster 0
Yeh an ARM is dislocated not a shoulder. but I see ops point lol
mylifestinks101 0
uhh no the shoulder is dislocated
delfino1604 24
you're a moron..
Stupidpeopleanno 5
Get better, OP. I don't see why he wouldn't help you first.. He's just a meanie!
liljensen 0
exactly wat I wuz thinking 4
AnagenisisZagus 13
Well, I believe you deserve this for being so selfish as to not understand the complexities of the being before you. Can you not see that Grandma Nunu is more important than your damn shoulder?! Selfish son of a bitch! Have a good day though.
WillemCoster 0
Wtf was 75 cent seriously that important that you coudnt let your gf have it if ur that much of an ass YDI
memo619 0
I think you got the wrong one buddy
WillemCoster 0
ugggg my bad
Mirorbo 27
OH!! OH!! Oh, that hurts just reading about it!!
flammenhund 4
Tell me about it, happen'd quite a few times to me. :3
jazzy_123 20
tell me about it! it happened to my knee. Popping it back in was the worst pain I've ever been through!
insanesna1l 0
drop the desk and go back inside. It's his problem now
turkeys_hen 0
If a customer caused it perhaps this means a few days off? with pay? unless your boss is just as selfish as the customer.
rykerman33 0
nah he can just mention the word lawsuit and get plenty of time off and workers comp
chrstygrl06 10
It was probably a booty call and all he could get! Have some sympathy!
techweed 12
r u that selfish?? it might have been a relative dying, or even more importantly, a booty call. it just might have been Rihanna calling to ask oh na na what's my name??
bubbles944770 0
lol tht is funny :)
jazzy_123 20
are you that stupid? The customer could have been nice and help put the desk down before answering the call.