Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML
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Top comments
dahlia14 0
look on the bright side, if you guys were married and divorced it would have cost you a lot more than your wallet
tyrob911 0
haha your gf is still in love with your wallet lol
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Comments (91)
dahlia14 0
look on the bright side, if you guys were married and divorced it would have cost you a lot more than your wallet
blland 0
the time you will need to spend to get all your IDs back is priceless.
iplaywow 0
******* bitch! run after her and punch her till she gives it back
Az_Qtee 0
why would she take your wallet? i agree your life sucks
arandomusernameaa 20
because it has money in it...
Driving_Gaming 22
topkek m80
MDNL 0
second. wow that's terrible. find the bitch and get it back!
tyrob911 0
haha your gf is still in love with your wallet lol
carpetlotion 0
Don't punch her! Just steal her money(: hahha
happyhak 5
Congrats on being first, a prize is being sent to you as we speak, when you recieve it, please kindly shove it up your ass...As for the OP, your now ex-girlfriend is a bitch. She breaks up with you then steals your wallet? I say get it back, tell her parents or something. A great man once saidm, "Dont get upset, get even!"
Wolfwood187 0
I totally agree with this here... But telling her parents is too easy, I'd shoot for some property damage myself.
x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0
Geeze, you guys are harsh. You don't have to beat her up. If you really want it back, call the police or something.
VanessaM474 0
That Sux hahaha!
drano 0
She's an amateur. It's all about slipping the money and cards out of the wallet and leaving it where you found it.