Anonymous
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not letting her keep the 75 cents that she stole from my truck. FML
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Same thing different taste
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Top comments
randomnameflob 0
Wow, you couldn't let her keep three quarters? Did you think this would happen: *Mugger: give me at least 75 cents or I blow your brains out! *You: Curse my evil girlfriend, she has killed me!
IMveryHUNGRY 3
Both of you are idiots.
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Comments (329)
blinkee_115 0
Why would you care about 75 cents? Shit, I throw quarters on the ground sometimes lol
lolitaababy 0
ahahahahahaha!!!!!
mawang_sky 1
just brake down with her ....
WillemCoster 0
Wtf was 75 cent seriously that important that you coudnt let your gf have it if ur that much of an ass YDI
Rainbowjumper0 12
now I know people are ratting out on OP but I personally think both OP and his girlfriend are totally selfish. YTDI!
Fragmonto 5
Even if they were $75, you're still wrong by doing that, OP.
Hidan_fml 0
Kakuzu, is that you?
Senor_Pinchytoes 0
103- I quite agree. there's no need to be rude just because you can.
Bacontree 14
Heck I'd understand it if my boyfriend wanted me to give back 75 cents if I stole it from him unless I had a really really good reason. Stealing from your loved ones is so lame.
epyk_pryncess 8
if $.75 is such a big deal, then I wonder what I should do when my boyfriend pays his remaining bills with my bank account... oh wait, I trust him to take care of what's needed... and were talking hundreds a month. if $.75 is such a big deal, OP needs a better job, and a gf he can trust.
satanstolemysock 11
That's a pretty petty thing for her to break up with you over.