Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for being superficial. She said I was superficial because I paid $100 for acne medication, because she always complained about how much acne I had. FML
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FOAD 0
Your life isn't ******. You know why? You don't need a bitch like that. SHE'S the superficial one for judging you based on your acne.
antriver 0
I bet she spends more than that on makeup etc.
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Comments (79)
Jenny_genie 3
drama queen much? lol
mi6_fml 0
You, sir, are and idiot :(
snugsack 0
Maybe she just wanted a reason to break up with you (a stupid excuse), otherwise she's rather dumb... Plus, I do not see how trying to get rid of acne is too superficial...I'm sure acne is more of a nuisanc, annnnnnnd you did it for HER. Least you know she's not the one. Find someone less dumb next time :P
frostie 0
Superficial did you at least tell her this when she broke up with you? It seems that its damn hard to be perfect for this girl, you can do better than her.
I_am_Lathan 0
dude. Youre also a frickin retard if you believe thats the only reason she broke up with you. c'mon
FMLFawly 0
Bitches. Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.
quinnteh 0
Bitches need stuff to complain about. Now that you're solving your acne problem, perhaps she no longer has anything on you to complain about and therefore is no longer interested in you. If that's the case it means acne is your only problem which is great, because if it wasn't she would have just started complaining about something else.
Emperor_Jim 0
Man, it's like Ghandi said... "Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks."
macgruberiscool 0
hey 54 did you get that off of tshirt hell?
Mikeymikey 4
Chicks are overrated.. no wonder there are soo many gay guys around now.. It's their darn fault.. Seriously... At the moment you have to go for cougars... they don't bitch as much!!
snugsack 0
psh...guys are just as bad I liked this guy WITH acne problems who was slightly overweight. He also had a huge ego (I have no idea why tbh). He didn't like me cause I was 'too girly'. And he barely got the chance to properly know me. I for one know I'm not too girly inside.
Mikeymikey 4
i'll admit.. we aren't easy but damn we are easier much more often... ;) guess its all about finding the right person..
snugsack 0
:P guess so... he did eventually..I think. His gf looks like a boy and acts like one too... *confused*
Mikeymikey 4
hahahaha, well sounds like he got exactly what he wanted.. i kinda got a hint when he said you were too girly.. that's usually what guys like.. he's probably gay deep inside ;)
bored690 0
I think she was fishing for excuses to break up with you
LatinoHeat 0
Don't flatter yourself. She broke up with you because you didn't look like Clay Aiken. You had no chance for anything long term with her, I hate to say.