Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for being superficial. She said I was superficial because I paid $100 for acne medication, because she always complained about how much acne I had. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
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FOAD 0
Your life isn't ******. You know why? You don't need a bitch like that. SHE'S the superficial one for judging you based on your acne.
antriver 0
I bet she spends more than that on makeup etc.
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rallychild 0
i would tell her to meet you at a random place then **** punt her.
amy397123 0
This.
Erindub 0
You'll be alright. Sounds pretty crazy any ways
Squander 3
Here's hoping the acne medication works, you get super handsome, and girls less superficial than her start clamouring to be your girlfriend. In the meantime, FYL.
spiderman0606 0
They'd still be superficial if they started liking him after he got clear skin. Unless he becomes more confident in himself and thus becomes more attractive. hmm No one really knows. It's like doctors trying to figure out of acne medications make people depressed or were people already depressed in their life because of their acne.
baby_gurl2405 0
well now you'll have less acne and u can just go out and grab a hot date
I_am_stupid_also 6
She digs guys with acne. Go figure.
ElNina2023 0
i suffer from acne as well, its actually gotten better now! sorry to hear that people actually judge you from your ACNE! wow, thats harsh reality...im so self conscious already :O
remembermexx 0
What's the problem? You got rid of her dumbass. Go party or somethin' :]
BunnyDrastic 0
Wtf dude what a raw kunt!
mrsnesbitt 0
Sorry, but it sounds like she was just looking for an excuse, tbh. And maybe check with your derm for proper meds if your skin is actually bad, because it sounds like you've bought ProActiv which is the biggest scam ever :-( Speaking from experience. Benzoyl peroxide from the drug store is essentially the same thing and a hell of a lot cheaper.
Belief_fml 0
I guarantee you she used that as an excuse. She probably just didn't want to be your girlfriend.