Today, my girlfriend called saying that she wanted to break up because she wasn't into me anymore. Yesterday, I paid $400 to take her to a Red Sox game, so I asked her why she even came with me. She said that she had been talking to her ex-boyfriend, and he said he was going to that game too. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me with a message that I had to pay $1 to see. FML
Today, I got home from visiting my long-distance girlfriend. I spent $366 to get a plane ticket to visit her for the week. The day after I arrived there, she broke up with me and I had to buy a ticket for an earlier flight home. With fees and penalties, I paid around $550 to be broken up with. FML
Today, I called my ex-girlfriend to see if she would meet up with me so I could give her money to pay off the rest of the TV we had on layaway before we broke up. Turns out she cancelled it and took all the money I put into it. I put $500 down. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in the parking lot right before a baseball game, then convinced me to still go to the game in tears. After the game, we were walking back to the car and he goes, "So, how about some break up lovin'?" FML
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
Today, after telling my girlfriend that I loved her, she dumped me claiming I was getting "too attached". I've already spent almost $400 on her Valentine's Day present. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I thought she wasn't being serious when she said her mum wanted me to pay to stay the night at her house for the first time. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she had to go to New Hampshire for a few days for her grandma's funeral. Later I found out she spent over $1,000 dollars (on our joint account) to take a vacation with the man she was cheating on me with. FML
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Top comments
Yolanda Patrice Evans 17
Look at it this way.... at least she can’t waste any more of your time... or money🥴
Iamthebanzai22 21
if she disrespects you so much that she is happy to use you as a wallet and a ride to go see her ex boyfriend then, quite frankly, I think she can go **** herself.
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Comments (7)
Yolanda Patrice Evans 17
Look at it this way.... at least she can’t waste any more of your time... or money🥴
Iamthebanzai22 21
if she disrespects you so much that she is happy to use you as a wallet and a ride to go see her ex boyfriend then, quite frankly, I think she can go **** herself.
Cooper201288 16
dude that sucks. what a waste of perfectly good Sox tickets.
RichardPencil 32
Did you buy her some penis and Cracker Jacks? $400 is a lot of money to be a friend-zone wingman.
Fo'Sheazy 2
You lucked out. Better off and let her be with her ex. I'm sure he must be one hell of a guy if he was her ex before. Cut all ties, and move on. :)
Smgreene 15
Did you ask her where your 200$ was? That aint. Women like her give us all a bad name...and by all I mean humans.
Ksweety_fml 27
Well, at least you're not married to her......