Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for being superficial. She said I was superficial because I paid $100 for acne medication, because she always complained about how much acne I had. FML
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FOAD 0
Your life isn't ******. You know why? You don't need a bitch like that. SHE'S the superficial one for judging you based on your acne.
antriver 0
I bet she spends more than that on makeup etc.
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Comments (79)
MeGustaComer 0
At least you'll have clear skin now. You can always get better too.
slyace 9
Some girls just like to bitch. FYL
LemonStarship 5
I feel for you bro.
Zombiekiller1980 0
Don't worry man, your too good for her anyway. Any guy who spends a 100 to make himself looks better for his girlfriend is too good for her
anjyu22 0
Anyone who spends *anything* to make themselves look better for their bf/gf is too good for them. Your sig other should never make you feel like less than you are. Better off without that, I say.
TooBored13 0
Agreed 34, that's usually one of the perks of having a gf/bf, because you like each other and positively reinforce the good things in each other. Thus you each end up with higher self-esteem, which leads to better hygiene and more assertive behavior. Its an upward spiral. That's why a lot of people find that they get hit on more when they are in a relationship because it makes you feel better about yourself and you project that. If your sig other is making you feel worse about yourself its an abusive relationship. GET OUT!
alexandraa_fml 0
100$ couldn't fix that bitch.
gety411 0
Broke up with your what?
Crummie 0
First!
quintus5446 0
nice cleavage and analysis Dr. Ruth.
stolencrackers 1
I have a feeling it's either an excuse or she's the gold digger type, upset that he didn't spend his money on her.
Omnigeek6 1
Be glad you got rid of her.