Today, I was looking at my wedding pictures I had just ordered and I tried to flick something off one of the pictures, but it wouldn't come off. In a panic I quickly looked through all of my pictures and realized that I had a booger sticking out of my nose. No one told me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I reached to pick out a booger stuck in my nose that had been irritating me, and ended up poking myself in the eye. FML
Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML
Today, I had lunch with friends I hadn't seen in years. We took a few group shots with my camera, and I went home and downloaded them to my computer. Seeing them on my monitor, I noticed a yellow spot on my black shirt, so I looked down. A big, dried booger was stuck there. FML
Today, my 2 year-old had a large booger blocking his nose so I pulled it out. I was on the phone and absentmindedly rolling it around between my thumb and pointer finger. I put it in my mouth and crushed it between my teeth for a solid minute before I remembered what it was. FML
Today, while I was at my girlfriend's parents' house for dinner, and I thought no one was looking, I picked my nose and put it underneath my chair. Turns out she has a little brother who found it appropriate to point at me and scream, "Booger monster, Booger monster!" FML
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
Today, I caught my wife flicking a booger off her finger. I asked her why she was doing that and she said, "Because if I can't see where it lands, it disappears and is not gross". It landed on my arm. I saw where it landed, it did not disappear, and yes it is gross. FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
Today, while at work, I managed to scrape open the inside of my nose with my fingernail, drawing blood in the process. I had to quickly up an explanation for my scream that didn't go: "Well, I was scouting for boogers..." FML
Today, in the middle of class, I sneezed out the biggest, wettest booger I have ever seen in my life. I'd used the inside of my elbow to cover my nose, but I neglected to notice that my hair had fallen over my shoulder. I couldn't get it all out of my hair and I don't think any believed me when I said it was hair gel. FML
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Top comments
paks7 0
aw thats so sad your maid of honor sucks
loki09 4
This definitely sucks for you. However, its hysterical for me. :)
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paks7 0
aw thats so sad your maid of honor sucks
KamilleBlack 3
Totally.
cucuto89 0
This is pretty much the worst possible thing that can ever happen to someone in their entire life. Ever. It is literally impossible for anything to be worse than a booger
MagicMeds 0
Nobody will ever notice. EVER! Even if they spend the rest of their lives looking through those pictures, instead of the more likely 10 minutes over the course of their lives.
TheLoneWolf87 4
Yeah, #1, sucks....My Dick! Mickey Avalon NE one?
MagicMeds 0
Clever lonewolf is clever. e.e
skreech96 0
pics or it didn't happen
iampunk 0
Skreech, sorry.
julianak 0
totally! worst maid of honour ever! also, I'm surprised her parents didn't say anything. my mom certainly has no problem pointing out stuff like that even infront of all my friends. PS! check out OP's name
loki09 4
This definitely sucks for you. However, its hysterical for me. :)
LoveLife293 2
*Photoshop* (;
RaeBabe03 0
I agree With #3 Lol :):):):) LMFAO!!!
CaysonJon 11
Thumbs down cause you're annoying.
TheRealBruce 12
and because THERE IS A BUTTON FOR REPLIES
LGshorty 0
that sucks
unlucky93_fml 0
that sucks!! haha great friends you have
xxLOUD 0
ewwwwwwww! wat a way 2 remember lol
warsun 27
Please........ It takes such little effort to type "to" and "what"
notorious_d 0
If you had a professional photographer I say refuse to pay or negotiate a discount.
Tomaino 3
I agree. I work for a photography company and people pay good money so that the photographer can make sure the picture looks good. That includes making sure the lighting is right, making sure eyes are open, making sure hair is out of the face, and yes, it would also include making sure an obvious booger is out of the nose. If the photography company has a graphics artist like mine does, I'd insist that they edit it out. If it doesn't, insist that they pay to have it edited out.
Jcat_fml 0
I agree, when I get married, I hope my photographer is good enough to hand me a tissue and give me a mirror. I'm sure I'd figure it out after that. I'd insist on them fixing it as well. That's just awful.
Tomaino 3
The photography company I work for is the same company that shot my dad and stepmom's wedding. The photographer was so inclined on making sure everything was perfect that at one point she actually got down on her knees and scraped dog poop off of the brides shoes.
xxLOUD 0
dont be a meany poop!
akeena13 0
haha you should sent it back and make them edit it out lol but that sucks ass. & your friends suck too. FYL
theteal 0
Any good photographer would have edited that stuff out. Take him to Judge Judy. That would be pretty funny, Judge I refuse to pay because he didn't edit my snot!