Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for being superficial. She said I was superficial because I paid $100 for acne medication, because she always complained about how much acne I had. FML
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FOAD 0
Your life isn't ******. You know why? You don't need a bitch like that. SHE'S the superficial one for judging you based on your acne.
antriver 0
I bet she spends more than that on makeup etc.
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Comments (79)
actress5698 1
that sucks
eddles 0
be happy tht she is gone, if you were really meant to be she wouldn't have complanied about how you looked anyway, thts not wat counts in a person
agentx52 13
It's a cover-up break up. She probably found another man and doesn't want to tell you the truth.
TishaPort 0
Sounds to me like she just wanted an excuse to break up with you. I see nothing superficial about trying to have healthy skin. It isn't like you're spending it on makeup or surgery.
la6437 0
You haven't got acne anymore...
Trickiest_K 9
She sounds like a ****.
bakerella 29
Anyone with sense will tell you you're better off without her
ballsacks33 17
What a ****. You dodged a bullet there.
Atalia 17
Wow, she's a **** anyways at least you're rid of her.
lynzwayisbae 4
wow what a bitch, you should never complain about something like that, lots of people are sensitive about that. sorry you had to put up with her OP