Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I brought to her attention a rather large zit on the corner of her mouth. She called me an insensitive prick. I only pointed it out because I didn't want other people to see it and make fun of her. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for being superficial. She said I was superficial because I paid $100 for acne medication, because she always complained about how much acne I had. FML
Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML
Today, while making out with my girlfriend, I got the courage to take off my shirt. I told her in advance that I had a sunken chest and she'd told me it was no big deal. Turns out it was, as she wretched at the sight of it, and then broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me because she found a lot of red lipstick on my neck. The red lipstick was from her lipstick because she came over in the middle of the night when she was really drunk, then left. She refuses to listen to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, I went to a barbecue and noticed a girl that I had be interested in. When I walked up to ask how she was doing I noticed she had some BBQ sauce on her face. Jokingly I licked my thumb and reach to remove it. It turned out to be a scab from a pimple she had popped earlier. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML
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ActionManly 11
That zit made her bit of a tit, and she had no wit, and your no longer with it, so be thankful for it :)
Quest_ 13
You pointed it out because you genuinely didn't believe she was already aware of it? You suck.
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Comments (170)
ActionManly 11
That zit made her bit of a tit, and she had no wit, and your no longer with it, so be thankful for it :)
ilovebradiew 0
haha that rhymes :) and she;s a biatchhh :/
ps2stony 0
you shoulda just bit it off while you kissed. it's better that way
CallMeHush 1
^^^^and swallowed the evidence.
oogyboogy 6
number 7 I think he was trying to LOL
xnty 0
she's a zit wit, i hope u alrdy hit it. if not forget about it xD
Cristaderzi 0
Lol Nice lyrics LOL
babybubz 0
#11 that is DISGUSTING!
Rustbin 0
I nearly puked because of those #11 and #14. Thanks.
CallMeHush 1
Anytime ;)
brianred5 0
well if what you shouldve done is not say anything and if someone says something about your girlfriend you kick there ass. ydi for handling this situation wrong
MetroidSlayer01 8
@24, "it" does not rhyme with "it" fail!!
theian01 3
If your Limp Biscut it does.
jake_fml 0
limp diss ftw
pipp360 0
today, my douchebag boyfriend thought it would be funny to point out a cold sore that I've been self concious about for about two years. fml
crazycornn 0
lol 11 and 14 that's so kinkeehh...
FYLDeep 26
"Holy Zit!"... what did I say honey? No I was only trying to point out the little pimple on your cheek.
tman188 0
what did u expect, she's a girl (hopefully)
clairesucks 37
#165 so your saying its bad if OPs dating a guy? Cmon, it's the 21st century
mama2b3 20
that sucks! the other day i had a rather noticable zit and my bf said"whos ur friend" i just brushed it off, silly reason to dump someone.
ImaginaryFoe 1
It is a dumb reason to break up. Although I don't know why OP pointed it out. Did you think she didn't notice the thing?
TryToBeKind 0
If OP's boyfriend noticed it she should have popped it or had OP pop it. If she's so sensitive and embarrassed about it, you'd think she'd do something about it.
il0velamp 0
If it was a "zit" In the mouth area, chances are it was no zit, more than likely it was a cold sore, aka herpes.
Reyo 2
ohhhhhhhhh I smell crazy...
iGreen_Day 0
You deserve it! A better girlfriend, that is.
YayForGravy11 0
YDI for being so rude! I'd be upset too if my boyfriend pointed out a zit on my face haha.
corme_fml 0
Or a booger or something in your teeth? And women wonder why guys never open up and talk about shit.
cassidy420 0
he wasn't being rude at all. it's not a big deal and it's definitely not a good reason to break up with someone for. some girls just get too butt hurt over dumb shit...
lettertjes 0
She was just looking for an excuse to break up with you.
purgarus 6
^^^^ this
bridgette5866 0
Hahahhahah yeah, nice.
muffinsareyummy 1
DUDE, do you not have any common sense? You're not supposed to point out a woman's flaws! We're already insecure enough as it is, man.
Hanban 0
Correct. And she may be having PMS at that time, thus her instant break up with you.
purpleisacolor 0
ah, women. op what ive learned is, 1. never, ever, point out flaws. ever. 2.even if you mean to help, dont say anything, unless u know they dont know. even then sometimes dont. 3. Know the time of month! lol it helps 4. the girl is always right. either that or ur more wrong. 5. if they ask something like "do i look fat?" neeeever say yes. there goes my last gf. 5. follow this list and u wont neccesarily be happy, but u will later XD 6. never make lists of 7!
ToxicTyrael 26
WTF #9? I hope you have something inbetween your teeth and nobody tells you and you find out after 12 stressfull hours with lots of important conversations where you had to make a good impression! Seriously he wanted to help her to avoid 'not being flawless' so please calm your ****.
Quest_ 13
You pointed it out because you genuinely didn't believe she was already aware of it? You suck.
okeetard 2
no u suck
garuru 4
hey hot stuff snicks ;)
jamie_leeann23 0
ew, she's a bitch.
eduardo2k 0
last time my gf had one next to her mouth, i ddnt even kiss her used to b good til i realized girls like assholes lol jk
Vitamin_C 0
No, desparate girls with no self-esteem will put up with assholes. Normal self-respecting girls will kick you to the curb.
liveloveandownit 0
unfortunatly 70+% of women fit that catagory. Or else they want a project man to fix from asshole to a prince.
BellaBear90 27
My boyfriend is neither an arsehole or a project... ^^^ very childish way of thinking, you'll change your mind when you grow up and find someone you love.