Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I said I wouldn't find her attractive in 20 years. What I actually said was that I wouldn't sleep with her mother now, who happens to be 20 years older than her. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because I wouldn't make my senior quote, "I love my girlfriend more than anything." FML
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Steve97 32
What the hell even brought up that conversation?
DumbWater 17
Am I the only one who doesn't quite understand the wording? Like, I get what is being said. But, yeah.
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Comments (70)
thedoctor999 11
Hopefully after she calms down you can talk it over with her and work things out. Sounds like an easy miss-understanding.
exoticwaved 9
Next time when faced with damned if you do damned if you don't moments: change the topic or leave. Effortless.
corky1992 33
Most girls are just stupid..which is why I'm not friends with many of them lol. If she's that dumb then you're probably better off.
enginsteve 17
Well, now you can sleep with her mom. gotta try to find the positive in every situation.
orsombre_fml 11
Looks like an excuse to break up. I am sorry for you, OP.
TheNewGuy03 29
Another fantastic case of "damned if you do, damned if you don't"
darkthunda1324 6
Ydi for liking fords
hardcorepunk87 18
It's a traaaaapppp!!!
inz002 6
no worries You can now go and bang her mother :D
The_Basileus 9
Either an excuse to dump you or she is a retard.