Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I said I wouldn't find her attractive in 20 years. What I actually said was that I wouldn't sleep with her mother now, who happens to be 20 years older than her. FML
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Steve97 32
What the hell even brought up that conversation?
DumbWater 17
Am I the only one who doesn't quite understand the wording? Like, I get what is being said. But, yeah.
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Comments (70)
Steve97 32
What the hell even brought up that conversation?
Seabass_Chan 33
Girlfriend: Do you find my mom attractive? OP: Meh. Not enough to sleep with her. Girlfriend: *Uses the fight she choreographed as an excuse to break up with OP.*
HuiEtyud 7
Sounds legit.
miguel6gh 14
Exactly the first thing that came to mind. Who brought up that conversation?
Jiratias 36
And obviously, she would have broken up with you if you had said that you would sleep with her mother... Better off without her.
Red_Brooks_fml 15
Why would you say that in the first place?
juturnaamo 29
Because he doesn't want to sleep with her mother.
DumbWater 17
Am I the only one who doesn't quite understand the wording? Like, I get what is being said. But, yeah.
Mr_Relatable 16
He means that he said he wouldn't have sex with his girlfriends mom, which his girlfriend took as OP wouldn't have sex with her in 20 years,
okokalright 15
I'm sure it means that his now ex will look like her mother in 20 years so when he said he wouldn't sleep with her mom she took it as the equivalent as saying he wouldn't sleep with her when she is her mothers age
MrsPegg 45
To me, asking "do you find my mother attractive?" is different than "would you **** my mom?" It blows my mind why any woman would ask their boyfriend if they would sleep with their mother in the first place but I could forgive him. I wouldn't break up with him because he didn't say "no, but she's a beautiful woman."
mounya 19
You can never please women
nikki151 21
She was just looking for an excuse to dump you
arrowgold 19
Exactly my thoughts. Either answer would have resulted in the same result
Xion0014 20
Well they say a women looks like her mother when she's older. Not always true though!
Ninjahiga 27
"Today, my boyfriend said he wouldn't sleep with my mother. FML"
captainsmegma 12
I guess you need sleep with her mother. That should make things all better.
imkool136 22
Well you're in a pickle cause then you just look creepy if you said ya you'd hit that. I was put into that same situation but luckily she wasn't as crazy as your girl, no offense. But hey, everything will work out the way they're supposed to in the end.