Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I said I wouldn't find her attractive in 20 years. What I actually said was that I wouldn't sleep with her mother now, who happens to be 20 years older than her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. This was after I saved several paychecks to afford to give her a weekend away for her birthday. Why did she end things so quick? Because apparently I'm balding faster than her Dad. I'm 20. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML
Today, I made a joke about an older girl looking sexy because she had messy hair and half makeup on and half off. My girlfriend of 3 years found it offensive and broke up with me, then later made up rumors. Now my whole high school thinks I got her pregnant. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I thought she wasn't being serious when she said her mum wanted me to pay to stay the night at her house for the first time. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because I wouldn't make my senior quote, "I love my girlfriend more than anything." FML
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Top comments
Steve97 32
What the hell even brought up that conversation?
DumbWater 17
Am I the only one who doesn't quite understand the wording? Like, I get what is being said. But, yeah.
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Comments (70)
shinikageWolf 15
Women: You won't **** my mom so you won't **** me in 20 years. But if you say you'll bang my mom it'll be offensive because that's my mom!
MrZsDad 19
Dodged a bullet there my friend. Run, while you still can!
SmittyJA24 26
When you're with a woman you have the right to remain silent; everything you say will get twisted & used against you.
fuckyadvice 1
seduce her mother then ask to get back with her
JKPwnage 27
Probably better to not be in a relationship with someone like that who basically looks for things to get offended by and overthinks everything
slavka012 11
Ydi for not being careful. A question like "would you sleep with my mom" is such an obvious landmine, you almost have to be dumber than your gf to answer it.
dragoongirl90 34
Sounds like you dodged a bullet. Freakin psycho,".
Titan_Slayer 21
In 20 years, her mom would be 20 more years older. So of course you will never be attracted to her mom.
Epic_Joe_79 1
I must know how this interesting conversation started.
sleepin_24_7 3
She would've broke up either way