Benji
France
Today, my 19 year old girlfriend dumped me because she thinks I'm immature. I'm 30. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Jason McNeely_1073215947
Spooky
Today, my now ex-girlfriend broke up with me by simply "ghosting" me. We're both in our late thirties. I thought she was more grown up than this. FML
Anon
United States
Feelings
Today, my parents told me, after 30 years of marriage, that they are getting a divorce. I went to my boyfriend's apartment because I needed some comfort. While sobbing to him, he decided to dump me on the spot because my reaction to the news was "immature" and he wants an "adult" relationship. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML
Nolo
Shattered
Today, the love of my life, who I’ve finally been able to date after so long, broke up with me. I met her parents for the first time and they don’t approve of me dating her due to our age gap. She’s 18 and I’m 36. Apparently they don’t understand that she’s a consenting adult and can make her own choices. FML
Shelling Ford
Munich, Germany
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I said I wouldn't find her attractive in 20 years. What I actually said was that I wouldn't sleep with her mother now, who happens to be 20 years older than her. FML
Carlah
Deception
Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML
tarah
Alexa, play "What difference does it make?" by The Smiths
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Brave boy
Today, my boyfriend of 8 years broke up with me on my 30th birthday, through text message. FML
BaldingQuick
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. This was after I saved several paychecks to afford to give her a weekend away for her birthday. Why did she end things so quick? Because apparently I'm balding faster than her Dad. I'm 20. FML
Anonymous
Brookfield, United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML
Top comments
Spikeyvietx 0
I think I know who this is.... the girlI'mm into has a sisterwho'ss 19 who broke up with her 30 year oldbff for a 25 year old...
fillmyheart028 0
creeper.
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Comments (290)
Timmytwofinger 0
Jesus Christ! Date someone your own age.
pingpongpickle 8
yeah pervert
Gfrigo 1
that is gross.
kill3rs 0
my mom is 51 my dad is 40 nbd FYL
Spikeyvietx 0
I think I know who this is.... the girlI'mm into has a sisterwho'ss 19 who broke up with her 30 year oldbff for a 25 year old...
SaRah_In_LoVe 0
I think I know this girl too. Was the 25 year old a bartender?
cerulean_rules 2
Guys this isn't very uncommon. You're thinking of different people.
jondivey 9
hahaha you dont know these people your on crack
iFlipYouOff 2
Actually, the bartender girl, I know her. Her names Noelle.
misfitmask 7
You're
Foster_fml 0
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I'm 27 and seeing a 38 year old...sometimes he is immature too and I wonder if men ever really grow up?!?
sydney_5_2009 0
agree
dajon221 0
some of us try sorta
dragonstrike94 8
No we don't.... Deal with it or gtfo.... :3
lachy15 15
We never grow up. We just act like adults when we are forced to.
Tonay 13
No our toys just get more expensive
fillmyheart028 0
creeper.
leahb99 15
SssSSSssssSSSSssss BBBOOOOOMMM
khaldun 0
See #7's equation. That equation is something everyone should live by, and strive to stay well above at your age.
liltwistism 12
THERE IS NO #7
bluerhhajfk 17
The equation is: divide your age in half and add 7. That tells you the youngest age you can date. You have to be 13 or older for it to make sense. Obviously it gets creepier as you get older, but it still works.
sillypun 0
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most men don't grow up because it is not longer acceptable to be a grown man the way our bodies and mind are intended to. That has been neutered out of us by popular culture. Gone are the days of the Humphrey Bogarts & Clark Gables. Men who know how to slap a bitch when she was out of line and then kiss her to shut her up. Over the last 50 years it has become okay for women to be blathering, irrational, & impulsive. On the other hand, men have lost their strong role models and women bitch because they never grow up. If daddy didn't whoop your ass and get you off the xbox, mommy ain't gonna do it. Sad thing, boys.
Thatguywhotrolls 0
gotta love sexist fat guys.
beffburger 0
troll
writergirl69 0
Awww, he's just upset because he is the ugliest fattest ************ in the universe and even prostitutes won't sleep with him
hippiechick96 3
don't feed the troll, he looks like he's eaten enough already
ArielTheMermaid 17
don't wanna grow up, huh? is that youre clutching a stuffed animal in your picture?
EyeCeYu 7
Just pointing out i'm pretty sure the picture is of the world famous baby man. He sleeps in a crib and is spoon fed. Check it out on youtube. Just felt I should shed some light on the pic.
flossingpancake 18
Meninist alert
sai_fml 0
Skill up 'tards. Once physical maturity occurs who the **** are you to decide how young or old someone has to be for someone else to date them? If a 19 year old is saying this guy is immature, you're really suggesting he dates someone older and thus more likely to be mature? Goooooood idea genius.
bongo_fml 0
1. it's really sad when a 30 year old guy has to be with a 19 year old 2 be happy... 2. maturity doesn't have anything to do with age but a man is expected to start maturing between 25-30 and 3. @ #3... YOU sound immature, bitching about the girl, calling her a *****, just because she feels this guy wasn't the right guy for her??? THAT'S immature! u don't even know her and yet you're bitching and acting like u do! truly pathetic
greendaygirl999 5
Agreed
GalaxyShots 21
It's really sad that people look at age and criticize someone's happiness. Who the **** gives a single shit about how old someone's significant other is as long as they're happy. Age says absolutely nothing about anyone.
s3kShUn47 20
I'd love seeing you in an argument 22. No offense if it seems that way, but you seem like the type to make it very interesting
mizled 0
Age is just a number. Maybe he just wasn't the right guy...
dogpfcorn 11
And prison is just a room , but not in this case
craiggarrett12 4
And a jail cell is just a room
GalaxyShots 21
Newsflash: once you're 18, you're legal and free to date anyone you want. Even 80-year-olds, if you're into that. It's not illegal and you're just being a dick.
un_known_fml 0
than it probably is true :p