Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home from work and had to pee so badly that I ran to the bathroom and ripped my pants down. My touch screen phone dropped from my pocket and started calling my boyfriend. Since I couldn't quite reach the phone, I left a message of me peeing on his cell. FML
Today, while on the phone with my boyfriend, I really needed to poop. Badly. He was in the middle of telling a story, so I figured I could get away with muting the phone while on the toilet. Halfway through, he suddenly went silent. I forgot to mute the phone. FML
Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML
Today, I anxiously waited 8 hours for an important phone call. The phone rang while I was sitting on the toilet. FML
Today, I thought I could stay on the phone and go to the bathroom without him noticing. My mom knocks on the door and without even thinking, I yelled "I'M ON THE TOILET!" He said "ew.." FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet. I automatically dove my hand in and ran out of the stall with it. As I dried it, some girls were laughing. I assumed that they were laughing because my phone fell in the toilet. Then I noticed my pants were still down. FML
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, at work I had to use the bathroom. I asked my boss to watch my register and quickly walked into the bathroom. I squatted down and peed. A minute later I heard someone ask over our walkie talkie system who was using the bathroom. I had been pressing the intercom button while I peed. FML
Today, during a very stressful and busy day at work, I took a bathroom break. Unfortunately, of all the things on my mind, taking down my pants before emptying my bladder wasn't one of them. FML
Today, I was on a conference call while in the bathroom with all the important people in my district. I thought my phone was on mute, so I took the opportunity to flush the toilet. Turns out, that my phone wasn't on mute, and everyone heard it. I'm the only one who was on the conference call outside of work. FML
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Top comments
Steve97 32
"It feels like I'm wearing nothing at all. Nothing at all. Nothing at all." Stupid sexy Flanders
AlicefromIreland 16
Mathis reminds me of going to the toilet in dreams and waking up in pee soaked sheets
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AlicefromIreland 16
Mathis reminds me of going to the toilet in dreams and waking up in pee soaked sheets
I_Like_Dogs 28
When I dream about using the toilet I don't pee myself. I quickly find out I'm dreaming, since I obviously can't pee, and wake up. Not sure if there's something wrong with me or I'm just lucky.
Sangue0608 26
@10 The same thing happens to me. Glad to know I'm not the only one lol
Steve97 32
"It feels like I'm wearing nothing at all. Nothing at all. Nothing at all." Stupid sexy Flanders
cat4651 15
FYL indeed OP, but this it too funny!
fuckedPriceless 17
That would definitely put me in a pissy mood
Xion0014 20
One of my childhood fears. On the bright side, at least you didn't ruin a pair of pants with your feces
bandaidstations 28
As a child, I was paranoid about sitting on the toilet with pants up. Guess I thought my plumbing might malfunction because of where I was.
Xion0014 20
I just thought i would somehow forget and start going lol!
captainsmegma 12
No shit?
MassiDelta 28
Don't worry, we all make mistakes
ohSNAPyall 27
That Muzak really relaxed you.
EarlFug 19
Put the phone on speaker, clean the bathroom and you're a hero! A hero with some laundry to do..
kittykat1501 31
Wow. Idiotic thing to do, op